God damnit, fuck summer. It’s hotter than two goats in a pepper patch in San Diego, and even our extreme levels of coolness are no match for the bastard sun!

Alia graces us with her pretty face and potty mouth as we debut a sweet new hashtag, throw Chris to the wolves, and ice down our naughty bits. We also talk about the death of Anton Yelchin and the pros of spectral fucking before we put on our rubber noses, squirting flowers and smashing our pies into the face of 2014’s Clown, produced by Eli Roth. I swear, with each week that passes these idiots laugh harder and harder at their own stupid jokes. It really is Old Scratch knocking at the door... it’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 73.

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