Today we take a very strange detour to discuss cinematic parallels, a sitcom about bear-men, and a rat the size of a bicycle. The question is... could this be Cassie's new favorite Star Wars movie?

So the Doctor comes into Christmas Town and positions himself as its figurehead and gives the children gifts. How many more steps until Tim Burton gets to sue? Either way, stick around to the end of this episode for a little... surprise.

Who would've thought mixing Walder Frey, Logan Roy, and the JFK assassination would make something so sweet and sincere?

Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours if you can count! Unfortunately the Doctors cannot, as this is definitely not Five or even Five(ish).

Getting to the 50th anniversary now feels delusional. The calculations alone would take dozens of episodes! Dozens and dozens, but don't worry... we started about 2 years ago.

'Twas the Night of the Doctor, and all through the pod, not a Cassie suspected that Zach was a fraud. He told her a fib just a few episodes past, but luckily she likes this, so she won't kick his ass.

They're tiny, they're tooney, they're non-canon Doctor Who-y. They're a series of flash animations where The Doctor has to sing the heads off some lava iguanas and the Master is a sassy robot.

So they made busts out of the heads of two dead guys and have them just spin around in the air, and that's not even like the 4th weirdest thing in this special. But K-9 is here, so all is forgiven.

Daleks have no concept of a 25th Anniversary. So little concept, it makes them forget how to shoot their lasers and just explode instead.

It's our 100th episode, and you know what that means! No, dummy, it means that we're looking at a cheesy camp film from the 60s that isn't canon and may not be streaming anywhere like SMART PODCASTERS!