Who Is My Doctor?!

Remember everyone, we use diplomacy and tact. Charm, if necessary. Passion fights, but reason--wait, what did that guy say?! LET ME AT 'IM!

Look at these dumpy little robots with their silly little faces and their army of... BEES?! No, not the bees! NOT THE BEEEEEEES!

We've got puddle troubles, a nervous Dalek, and a girl that's also a jukebox hero. It's time to watch The Pilot (not the pilot)!

These Cybermen keep claiming to delete all emotions, so where do they get all of this sass from?

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin?

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out!

We take a journey to a land down under, where everyone's ADR'd and the dogs explode.

Cover Art by Travis Akin

So when do these alien soda makers break Batman's back?

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd?

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again!