The latest Riddle from the mystery source (not Andre):
Unusually your first guess was Neville,
Thinking he could riddle at this level.
Even sillier was guessing the Swede,
Who I am not sure is able to read.
Amongst the possible suspects,
My identity is not so complex.
Each morning I spend lots of time with my comb,
Even though I’m the little piggy who stayed home.