Go ape. Cause we're reviewing the 1968 sci-fi classic Planet of the Apes, directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and starring Charlton Heston as Taylor, an astronaut who crash-lands on a planet ruled by intelligent apes. As Taylor navigates this strange new world, he confronts a shocking truth about humanity's fate.

Tune in for our thoughts on this iconic film.

Edited by Brendan

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

Sting Song: Kung Fu Love Tree - Quincas Moreira

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Face the music. We're reviewing the 1997 action thriller Face/Off, starring John Travolta and Nicholas Cage as arch-nemesis Fake-Castor Real-Sean Archer and Fake-Sean Real-Castor Troy, who switch faces in a high-stake game of cat and mouse. Can the film's over-the-top action and plot armour save it from it's absurd premise, or does it ramp slow mo boat flippy explody implode under it's own ridiculousness?

Tune in to hear our thoughts

Edited by Brendan

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Too many villians? We're reviewing the 2007 superhero cult classic Spider-Man 3, starring Tobey Maguire as the web-slinging goofball who's struggling with his newfound emo phase. Can Spidey save the day? Will MJ ever stop screaming? Is it still pizza time?

Tune in to hear our thoughts!

Edited by Brendan

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

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Vaulting into chaos. We're reviewing the 2024 sci-fi action film Borderlands, based on the popular video game series. Cate Blanchett bombs as Lilith, a siren with a vendetta, but can the rest of the cast and plot pick up the slack?

Tune in to hear our thoughts!

Edited by Alex

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

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Transforming expectations? We're reviewing the 2007 sci-fi blockbuster Transformers, starring Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager who is thrust into an alien war between Autobots and Decepticons. Will we be able to see the beauty of this film almost two decades after it's release or will Michael Bay's lens flares blind us for the rest of out lives.

Tune in to hear our thoughts!

Messed up Transformers Romeo and Juliet scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUq0HlMvQw0&ab_channel=NotaNightOwl

Edited by Brendan

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

Pause Song: Do The Bop - Everet Almond

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#AutobotsBoofTheAllSparkAndRollOut #NoSacrificeNoVictory #CINEMA

Love is in the air, secrets in the shadows. We're reviewing the 2000 romantic drama, In The Mood For Love, starring Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung as two married neighbours who find themselves drawn to each other in 1960s Hong Kong. As they navigate the complexities of their forbidden attraction, they must also confront the societal pressures that bind them. Tune in for our thoughts on this lush, poignant film

Edited by Alex

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#WhatACoincidence #MudSecrets #MahjongAllNightLong

More like Flop... We're reviewing the 2011 so-called family comedy Hop, starring Russel Brand as E.B. aka Hop, the Easter Bunny's son who's desperate to ditch his entitled fate. James Marsden plays Fred, a hapless guy who self sabotages himself into a friendship with E.B. Can this train wreck of a movie somehow redeem itself, or will it's gaping maw suck us into an endless pit of despair like me shamelessly sucking down Cadbury Creme Eggs on a cold Easter Sunday Morning.

Tune in to hear our totally unbiased review

Edited by Brendan

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Fargo, North Dakota: where the snow is deep and the trouble runs deeper. We're reviewing the 1996 dark comedy-thriller classic, starring Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson, a pregnant small-town police chief on the trail of a kidnapping plot gone wrong. Steve Buscemi shines as Carl Showalter, a bumbling crook, while Peter Stormare brings menace as his partner Gaear. Can Marge solve the case before things get any colder? Tune in for our thoughts on this icy, intense film.

Edited by Brendan

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#YouWereTheBrains #IWantPancakes #OHYA

Get ready for the Burn Book! We're reviewing the 2004 teen comedy classic Mean Girls, starring Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron, a new student navigating the complex world of high school cliques. Rachel McAdams shines as Regina George, the leader of "The Plastics," while Tina Fey brings humor and heart as Ms. Norbury.

Can Cady and friends take down the queen bee without getting burned? Tune in for our thoughts on this iconic film.

Edited by Alex

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

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"Nothing is certain except death, taxes and Who Watches Us" - Benjamin Franklin, 1789

That's right! This week we're reviewing the 1998 romantic comedy Meet Joe Black, starring Brad Pitt as Death/Joe, Anthony Hopkins as Bill Parrish and Claire Forlani and Susan Parrish.

Death goes on a holiday and Bill is tasked with showing them around, but unintentionally introduces Joe(Death) to his daughter Susan. What happens when mortality meets romance?

Tune in for our thoughts on this film

Edited by Brendan

Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

Pause Song: Do The Bop - Everet Almond

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