Saha-Kēhau introduces the show's vibe: Bougie Advice for Ghetto Problems—diving into the irony of being a certified nutrition coach who is battling her own health issues. Plus, she breaks down the unique, anti-woo-woo Sidereal Astrology method and why it’s the only way she can find clarity.

We wrap up with a five-card pull that serves up a harsh truth and a sassy solution for the week ahead. Get ready to vent, be seen, and finally find out who wrote this terrible life curriculum. (Spoiler: it wasn't you.)