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Our good friends Collyn and Seth join us this week for a Friend Pod. We discuss old school jokes, the Coldplay incident, marrying the wrong person, slump busters, Epstein AGAIN, issues at the gym, dads, getting caught with weed as a lad, why everyone should be legally required to try psychedelics, wearing a tiara at your wedding, Cookout, prostate exams, and how to talk to doctors. 

Stay sweet..<3

The pod is overjoyed to welcome sex symbol and fashion pioneer Derek Gridley onto the show for Episode 41. We discuss Derek’s time on the police force, Germany, Jeffr*y Epst*in, Derek’s style evolution, Berghain, getting fat because you’re in a relationship, Disney World, halloween costumes, chasing the dragon, and Katy Perry stealing an estate from a group of nuns 7 years ago. 

Dalton is back and he and Kilgore dive into how to overthrow the government, torturing your friends as a child, having children, mineral sunscreen, The Big Beautiful Bill (fart noise), the US mentality, lowered trucks, and billionaires. 

Great news everyone, we are back in the studio using real microphones :). Dalton is out this week so Mr. Clint Spano joins us as a guest host. We get into Zohran Mania, Sinners, talking during sex, Labubus, how being married to a hot lady instantly validates you, pooping in bathrooms other people wouldn’t pee in, old man handshakes, men being slim thicc, white R&B singers singing in “that” voice, and Jelly Roll.

The fellas are back after a brief hiatus due to Kilgore’s honeymoon interfering with his personal and professional responsibilities, and they discuss smoking vs vaping, tampons, ICE, and summer trends. They also make and rate flaming Dr. Peppers at a listener’s (Josh Abrams) request, dive into a bottle of peanut butter tequila, and then address 32 additional topics provided by listener Cameron Malek❤️

Feel free to dm the pod on Instagram if you want to see us consume something strange or speak on a particular topic. We are actually legally obligated to do as you say.

The boys are now agile as hell with their new wireless Rode mics, as they flawlessly tackle adversity head on each and every week. This week they discuss why summer is about to be extra slutty, cancer, bisexuals, whether or not you can tan your genitalia, new segments going forward, pizza chain rankings, Sydney Sweeney bath water soap, top 5 dudes to have a beer with,   the worst instagram bios possible, pregnant women holding their baby bump for every picture so you know they aren’t fat, and how to stop your parents from spanking you.

Mr. Eric Damond joins us to discuss hygiene habits, dads, Eric’s career journey, gang life, Lil B, freak bikes, the underground culture developing in Nashville, connecting friends, and Nashville vs. LA. 

This week, best friends Kaylee McCarthy and Emily Kwiat join the lads to discuss wellness retreats, pole dancing, gastrointestinal disorders, life coaching, songs to die to, Frank Ocean’s fine jewelry, whether you are depressed or just unhealthy, cats, Julia Fox, Scientology, Human Design, and Kilgore’s Edley’s commercial.

*Disclaimer* Somehow Kaylee's microphone audio did not come thru so you gotta listen a little harder when she's talking. We apologize not only to Kaylee, but to all women who have ever been silenced. We vow to do better.

The 3 amigos get into being tall as hell, Billy’s modeling career, surfers, hard liquor, Dalton’s vasectomy breakdown, the modern landscape of DJs, a breakdown of different kinds of dance music, pros and cons of dancers in the booth, and a little bit of naughty gossip.

Go stream Billy's new project "What Is Jazz" dropping May 22nd

The fellas have their 100th conversation about  Dalton’s impending vasectomy but also discuss how to easily and perfectly fix the economy and immigrant situation🤓, the G spot of your vehicle, Billie Eilish, Riff Raff, marriage, why nurses are so horny, the depravity of men, the American Pope, what astronauts are really doing in space, running marathons, and Jamie Lee Curtis.