WHOOPS! DIDN'T SEE IT COMING

WHOOPS! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! THE COUNCIL NOBODY NEEDED

Bernard Owl bursts into the Woodand Council Chamber. It happened?

I looked up from my acorn ledger, What happened?

The Council's been thrown under Top Crock!

I raised onto my hind legs. Wait! What in tarnation are ya'll talk bout?

Enter Dizzie Daniel Windswept carrying an armload of Forest Charters. According to obscure provision in the woodland Charter, certain categories no longer require full Council approval.

WHOOPS! DIDN'T SEE IT COMING! BARGAIN SMARTPHONE ONLINE

You found a bargain Android online. It's cheap and brand new. What you don't know is that malware may already be installed before you ever turn it on. Which means: passwords may be at risk, banking information could be exposed, text messages could be monitored, and you did absolutely nothing wrong.