Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener

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HOW MANY HOOKS DO YOU HAVE IN YOU PULLING YOU AND SUPPRESSING YOUR SELF EXPRESSION?

Ok now that I think about it that headline was quite excessive with the CAPS. Sorry I Offended You

1. The CAPS hook ... people whining about your CAPS LOCK!

2. The family hook... "what will my family think???"
3. The in-law family hook... "what will my spouses' family think?"

4. The Political Hook "if I don't be a good obedient person and vote like the celebrities told me to how many of my friends will cast me out and act like I'm not a human anymore?

5. The Woke Hook .. this is the sister/brother/non-binary sibling of the political hook. If you don't say all the right things, be politically correct, have the proper opinions, think the right things are offensive then you must be *GASP* a misogynist, racist, nazi, hate speech promoting person who must be ERADICATED AND CANCELLED. Please obey immediately or we will have to sound the alarms.

6. The Nude Hook ... "you can't show even a quarter of your areola or we will SLUT SHAME you in the name of FEMINISM!!!... P.S - Fuck The Patriarchy or something"


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Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall HavenerBy Brandon Marshall Havener