1. Florida school names interim Principal amid Fetty Wap yearbook quote investigation

2. Man loses wallet full of cash, and gets note in his mailbox 3 days later

3. Angels outfielder gets hit in the head by a baseball and it counted as a home run

1. Uber reveals list of strangest lost-and-found items found in cars

2. Google asks to release up to 32 million ‘good' mosquitoes in Florida

3. 2026 Scripps National Spelling Bee winner

1. Scientists discovered coffee restores molecular levels in your brain

2. Jalen Brunson and his dad to make NBA finals history

3. Woman mixes her late dog’s ashes into eyeliner tattoo ink

1. ​Spotify introduces “Reserved” for artists’ super fans
2. ​FIFA Ticket Sales under investigation
3. ​Semi-trailer hauling 11,000 pounds of Kit Kat bars overturned

Today’s topics:

1. Yankees knew torpedo bats. Should it be considered cheating?

2. Babysitter finds man under bed after child complained of monster under the bed

3. Frida to launch breastmilk flavored ice cream

Today’s topics:

1. A plane passenger suing United Airlines and the Department of Homeland Security after a pilot allegedly broke down bathroom door

2. Perfectly Round Egg Sells for ~$550 at Auction

3. 23 players break world record for longest basketball game

Today’s topics:

1. RIP George Foreman + info on just how lucrative the George Forman grills were

2. World's Most Expensive canine sells for over $5.8 Million

3. Joe Exotic offers to deport his illegal husband in exchange for jail pardon

Today’s topics:

1. A modular home company helping LA wildfire victims rebuild w/ 3D printing homes from plastic bottles

2. Two Japanese tourists detained and deported after one exposed his butt cheeks at the Great Wall

3. Jury awards $60 million to delivery driver after hot Starbucks drink scalds genitals

Today’s topics:

1. Michelin chef concocted old book-flavored pudding

2. Pringles to release two new beer can flavors in partnership with Miller Light

3. Woman with Black belt fights off would-be robber wearing her new heels

Today’s topics:

1. Vegetable orchestra earned Guinness World Record

2. Southwest to end free checked bag policy

3. Josh Allen contract extension for $330M including $250M in guaranteed money + more NFL trade talk