Who's On First?

Comedian and Philly sports fanatic Patrick Schroeder joins Matt and Anthony to talk NBA All Star Weekend, MLB players responding to the Astros sign stealing, and dorks in New York who don't like sports. Who wins a douche-off between Aubrey Huff and Curt Schilling? Matt may have gotten ahead of himself after week 1 of the XFL. Patrick's dad told him to stop watching wrestling because it's gay. And Kyrie Irving still owes Anthony 25 dollars

Anthony and Matt talk XFL! Matt went to the first XFL game at Met Life Stadium and is a day one, die hard New York Guardians fan! MLB is stupid and the new proposed rule changes are stupid. NBA Trade Deadline news, competitive eating, cornholing, and do you remember the Lingerie Football League? We certainly do! Follow us: @Realmattmaran @AnthonyPass94

Matt and Anthony remember Kobe Bryant. ESPN interrupted the Pro Bowl to announcd the news, which was just unnecessary. They talk about Shaq and Kobe, the NBA tributes to him, and comedians who make jokes after tragedies. They also talk about the greatest game in all of sports, The Pro Bowl. NHL Enforcer, John Scott's unlikely All-Star game selection and performance. The National League potentially adding the DH Rule. And some NBA History, including David Robinson telling Dennis Rodman that Jesus will save him

 Steroids, Spitballs, and Sign Stealing, oh my! Matt and Anthony talk about cheating in sports with Comedian and former NCAA Baseball Pitcher (for one game), Dan Lamorte. Dan used to hide pine tar in his crotch. Gaylord Perry's spitball and Joe Niekro's emery board. More fallout from MLB's sign stealing scandal. Conor McGregor is back. And how the Kansas City Chiefs got their team name. It's actually not racist!

It turns out A.J. Hinch wasn't the one who orchestrated the Astros sign stealing system, but fuck his smug ass anyway. Matt and Anthony talk NFL Playoffs. Anthony gambles on LSU in the National Championship game. The Islanders played the Rangers and Matt doesn't want to talk about. A former minor league baseball player who now lives in his car (we assume) is suing the Yankees. And if Aroldis Chapman's girlfriend was stealing signs, was it okay for him to pull a gun out on her?

Matt and Anthony recap NFL Wildcard weekend and react to the NFL announcing their top 100 players of all time. What was a bigger sports tragedy in 1994: The O.J. Simpson murders or the Rangers winning the Stanley Cup? How long can Matt talk about Eli Manning without using the word "retard"? And why do sports teams visit the White House after winning a championship? Tune in to find out!

It's the first episode of the decade! Who's on First officially starts it's rookie year!

Matt and Anthony describe in detail what the think Knicks Owner James Dolan's penis looks like. They also talk NFL Coach firings. Philip Rivers has too many gosh darn kids. Joe Burrow is not human. NHL Winter Classic. Top Ten Highest Paid Athletes of the Decade. Matt defends the Knicks. Anthony bets on Christmas Day Basketball. And why don't the Yankees don't have names on their jerseys

Anthony and Matt look back on the 2010's in Sports! MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, UFC, NCAA Basketball and Football! They pick the athlete of the decade in each sport. Game of the decade. Team of the decade. Story of the decade. They cover it all. Conor McGregor, Zion Williamson, and The Chicago Blackhawks, Oh My! Lebron takes his talents to South Beach. Nobody knows Mike Trout, but he has $430 million so who cares? Super Teams and deep threes come to the NBA. Jon Jones loves cocaine. The Cubs win their first World Series in 108 years. Ovechkin wins the Stanley Cup. Brazil hates Chael Sonnen. Everybody hates Tom Brady. And Colin Kaepernick hates police brutality, but dumb white people think he hates America. Clemson Football, Pro Sports in Las Vegas, Uconn Women's Basketball (we're woke), Kick Six, and much more!

Matt and Anthony discuss upcoming MLB rule changes and other potential ones. Anthony thinks suicide squeeze bunts are bullshit and Matt wants to ban the shift. The NFL Playoff picture is beginning to shape up. Big Christmas Day NBA Games. Matt watches BASEketball for the first time in over ten years and realizes that Comedies suck now