Who's That Girl? A 'New Girl' Podcast

This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 20, Par 5, which originally aired on Apr 7, 2015 and was written by Lamorne Morris and Rob Rosell and directed by Trent O'Donnell. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Fawn takes Jess to a golf tournament to get new computers for her students while Winston starts dating someone new. Cece also helps Schmidt get ready for a photo op with Fawn while dealing with her own feelings for him.

This episode got a 7.5/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly;  and we both had the same favorite character: Winston!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• K-Ci & Jojo - When Winston was meeting KC, he was jokingly asking, “Yo, KC, where JoJo at?", responding to himself, “In rehab, probably.”
• Nick Nolte - Winston said he saw Nick Nolte in the park once.
• Gollum / “One Ring” - Cece was telling Jess that she was going to help Schmidt with an emergency and Jess said she couldn’t go over there alone because it would be like “Gollum hanging out with the One Ring.”
• Big Bird / Sesame Street - Jess, uncomfortable while networking, makes a joke about someone’s shoes looking like they chopped off Big Bird’s feet and Fawn urged her not to make jokes about murdering Sesame Street puppets.
• O.J. Trial - Winston shared that Nick had lost the ability to talk about race with Winston when he focused in on the white Bronco car during the O.J. trial when they were kids.
• Eddie Murphy / [The Nutty Professor]  / Seinfeld - When discussing race, Nick was trying to show he did a good impression of Eddie Murphy doing his Hercules bit from The Nutty Professor. Coach was able to do the impression much better. Winston said Nick was not able to comment, but Winston shared it was not the same thing when he did the Seinfeld impression.
• Ghostbusters - Winston shared that he knows they’re going to recruit from law enforcement if there are ever real Ghostbusters.
• Ginuwine - When Winston showed up at KC’s workplace, they put on a song for Winston to dance to and Winston asked if they had a song by Ginuwine.

Additionally we mentioned in our podcast episode that we’d include the video for “There Are No Cats in America” which you can find on Youtube here.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 21!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 19, The Right Thing, which originally aired on Mar 31, 2015 and was written by Alex Cuthbertson and Matt Fusfeld and directed by Erin O'Malley. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Jess, Cece, and Coach attend the funeral for a guy Jess went on two dates with and “sext”ed. Meanwhile, Schmidt’s mom, Louise, comes to visit and Winston is trying to get his cop partner, Aly, to hang out with him! 

This episode got a 7/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly and we both had the same favorite character: Winston!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Boyz II Men - “Motownphilly" - When Winston and Aly were helping Winston remember who attended his Bar Mitzvah, they were playing the song Motown Philly, which Winston sang along to. 
• J.J. Watt - The real J.J. Watt guest acted in this episode and played himself where Pete was his agent. 
• Alan Iverson / [Memphis] Grizzlies / [Philadelphia] 76rs - Jess is trying to tell a story about Pete to keep up the ruse or her working with him and mentioned that Allen Iverson should not go to the  "Grizzlies” but should finish his career off with “the '76ers!"
• Kieran Culkin / Owen Wilson - When Nick thought they may not have the money for the bar, Mike said the right guys would have the money, “Or Kieran Culkin's mouth” and further asked, “How about Owen Wilson's nose?” 

Additionally we mentioned in our podcast episode a promo video that J.J. Watt filmed for the promo of this episode.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 20!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 18, Walk of Shame, which originally aired on March 3, 2015 and was written by Danielle Sanchez-Witzel and directed by Christine Gernon. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Jess and Cece, emboldened by their new blowouts, are out for a good time, meanwhile, Coach and the rest of the loft is invited to watch May perform at an art show.

This episode got a 8/10 rating from Kritika whose favorite character was Coach and Kelly rated this episode a 8.5/10 and her favorite character was Bearclaw!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Hillary Clinton - Cece and Jess were remarking on their blow-outs and Schmidt shared they can give a woman too much confidence and he then referenced Hillary Clinton.
• Property Brothers - Bearclaw shared that twin architects would be at his party, referring to the “Property Brothers”, Jonathan and Drew Scott.
• Taylor Swift - Jess and Cece were remembering what their hairdresser said while they got their blow-outs, which was that he was worried about Taylor Swift living in New York alone.
• [Johann Sebastian] Bach / "Cello Suite No. 1" - May mentioned that she was playing Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1” for her performance.
• Oscar Pistorius - Jess was making the point that “If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, [she and Cece could] walk in heels.”
• Neoromanticism / [Wolfgang] Rihm / [George] Rochberg / [Ellen Taaffe] Zwilich / Shine / [Sergei] Rachmaninoff - When we saw Coach at coffee with May and her friend, they were talking about classical music and mentioning Neoromanticism and composers like Rihm, Rochberg, Zwilich. Coach they tried to say he knew about classical music because he “played the ghost of Rachmaninoff in a loosely based high school production of Shine.”
• Liza Minnelli - When Jess and Cece were found at the kids birthday party, Jess tried to pass as a Liza Minnelli impersonator.
• Dukes of Hazzard / Isaiah Thomas - When in the bathroom at the art show, they guys mentioned that Coach embarasses them by sitting on the hood of his car when he pumps gas into it. They thought he was doing it to be like the TV show Dukes of Hazzard, but really Coach shared that he saw Isaiah Thomas do it on a poster once and he thought it looked cool.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 19!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 17, Spiderhunt, which originally aired on Feb 24, 2015 and was written by Berkley Johnson and directed by Steve Welch. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Schmidt is having Nick cook for Fawn’s first visit to the loft, but chaos ensues when Schmidt freaks out after a spider is spotted. The whole loft splits up to look for the spider before Fawn arrives. Meanwhile, Cece confides in Winston and eventually Jess that she really likes Schmidt. 

This episode got a 9/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly and we both had the same favorite character: Winston!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• American Pie - When Schmidt was describing how he first became afraid of spiders, he mentioned that it was 1999 and the movie, American Pie, was “sweeping the nation”.
• Beverly Hills, 90210 / Dylan / Brenda / Kelly - When Jess guessed that Cece liked Nick, she said she felt like “Brenda when Kelly dated Dylan” and Winston mentioned that he knew those were characters from the “original 90210”. They also mentioned that Dylan’s nickname was “Peach Pit”. 
• Andy Cohen / Bethenny [Frankel] / Nene [Leakes] - Nick commented that he was surprised that Jess didn’t want to hear about the popcorn machine because “she’ll listen to Schmidt discussing Andy Cohen discussing Bethenny discussing Nene.” 
• Ralph Macchio - Coach told Schmidt he couldn’t be on his shoulders because he had already used it on Halloween when they were a ten-foot-tall Ralph Macchio, who is the actor who played the main character in the movie Karate Kid. 

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 18!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 16, Oregon, which originally aired on February 17, 2015 and was written by Nina Pedrad and directed by Russ T. Alsobrook. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

It’s Jess’s dad’s wedding so of course the whole loft, including Cece, are headed to Oregon.

This episode got a 6.5/10 rating from Kritika whose favorite character was Nick and Kelly rated this episode an 8/10 and her favorite character was Schmidt!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• An Affair to Remember - Jess likened her Dad’s wedding to be similar to scenes from the movie An Affair to Remember. 
• Ryan Gosling - Winston commented that he found actor Ryan Gosling attractive. 
• Usher / [Justin] Bieber - Schmidt wanted to help Cece with Jake Apex and he was trying to role play with her saying he was Usher and she was Justin Bieber and that Jake Apex was the hot tracks they were going to make together. 
• [Bill] Cosby - When Joan and Jess were sad over Ryan not coming to Portland, Winston said, “this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?” 
• Lilith Fair / Method Man - When Jess stormed to her room, Nick came in and asked her how many “Lilith Fairs” did she go to, which Jess corrected to “Liliths Fair”. He also noted that Method Man performed at one.
• Kate [Winslet] / Claire [Danes] / Leo[nardo] Dicaprio - Jess shared she felt like she and Ryan were star-crossed lovers, “like Kate and Leo… or... Claire and Leo, or… whatever blonde Leo is taking on boats.” 
• Jordan Catalano - Jess felt that from 1994 to 2001, the fictional TV character Jordan Catalano was gonna show up and she would need to care for him. 
• “Ave Maria” / The Muppets / Beaker / Cookie Monster - Jess needed to stall at her Dad’s wedding so she sang "Ave Maria” and then did Muppets impressions including the character Beaker and Cookie Monster. 
• “Sabotage” - When the acapella group, The Co-Pays, are signing the song “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys
• Detroit Pistons - At Crush Pond, Coach wished for the Detroit Pistons to like him. 

Additionally check out our website for pictures of the Keep Portland Weird sign, Lovejoy Fountain, and Mill End Park!

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 17!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 15, The Crawl, which originally aired on February 10, 2015 and was written by Kim Rosenstock and directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

After his breakup with Kai, Nick wants to complete a bar crawl with all his friends… on Valentine’s Day. All had other plans – Jess with Ryan, Schmidt with Fawn, and Winston on call for work – but they all end up going to the Bar Crawl. 

This episode got a 8.5/10 rating from Kritika and 9.5/10 from Kelly and we both had the same favorite character: Winston!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Elijah Wood - When sharing a job option for Ryan, Winston shared that he heard “Elijah Wood's looking for a stunt double.”
• [E.L. Fudge Keebler Cookies] - This reference was by Winston about Ryan saying, “Get back in that tree and make me some cookies”, which resembles how the mascots on the Keebler cookies make the cookies.
• Krumping - Schmidt noted that he “even krumped at that anti-gang initiative” for Dawn.
• The Walking Dead - Nick shared that sometimes Jess didn’t hear him with all her hair, like when she didn’t respond after asking her what she thought about his “Walking Dead fanfiction”
• The Temptations - “My Girl" -  The tune of this song was sang by Winston and Nick during the karaoke bar, but instead of “My Girl” they sang “Bar Crawl”.
• The Wright Brothers - Winston thought sparks were “flying like the Wright Brothers” between Cece and Schmidt.
• Tom Colicchio - The bartender Mike thought Nick wasn’t going to make it to the last bar on the bar crawl and that he himself would never ride a jet ski with Tom Colicchio.
• Mary Poppins - Schmidt said Winston is like a Black Mary Poppins.

Additionally we mentioned in our podcast episode a site with some notes by Cathy Guise, the creator of the comic Strip “Cathy”.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 16!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 14, Swuit, which originally aired on February 3, 2015 and was written by Noah Garfinkel and directed by Trent O'Donnell. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Nick and Schmidt have brought their old company, Schnick Industries, to life and are trying to sell a new product. Meanwhile, Coach and Winston help Cece pay for college.

This episode got a 9/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly; Kritika’s favorite character was Schnick Industries and Kelly’s favorite was Jess.

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Lori Greiner - Nick and Schmidt had a pitch meeting with Lori Greiner. We also featured her as the guest star in this episode. 
• Hewlett Packard - While bickering, Schmidt said, “You think Hewlett had to put up with this crap from Packard? Think Again.” 
• Howard Hughes / Spruce Goose - Schmidt told Nick he can’t be “loosey-goosey”, which prompted Nick to say that Howard Hughes invented the Loose-Goose. However, Schmidt corrected that the plane was called the “Spruce-Goose”. But Nick did know that the plane did fly “for over a mile at an altitude of 72 feet!” 
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Kai wanted to have “Ninja Turtle sex” with backpacks on with Nick. 
• David Hockney - While discussing Cece’s classes at school, Winston and Coach asked “What you gonna do, Cece, join the South African space program and be the first woman to put a David Hockney painting on the moon?” 
• Batman and Robin - By the end of the episode, Nick and Schmidt felt like they were “Batman and Robin”, but both wanted to be Batman. 

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 15!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 13, Coming Out, which originally aired on Jan 13, 2015 and was written by Sophia Lear and directed by Bill Purple. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

In this episode, Coach lost his status as the guy people want to sleep with, so he encourages Jess and Ryan to come out about their relationship at school. Schmidt is dealing with an ulcer which Nick & Kai try to help him with. 

This episode got a 8/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly; Kritika’s favorite character was Winston and Kelly’s favorite was Coach.

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Da Vinci - Schmidt agreed that Nick has always been physically lazy, but went on to say that mentally he was like “Da Vinci in tie-dye.”
• Dennis Rodman - Nick felt that Schmidt lived by his own rules in college and said he was like “a fat, Jewish Dennis Rodman.”
• Mars Rover - Ryan’s field trip idea was to let the students talk to real astronauts and operate the Mars Rover.

Additionally we mentioned in our podcast episode the “Old Girl” spoof with Helen Slayton-Hughes. You can watch it here. 

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 14!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 12, Shark, which originally aired on Jan 6, 2015 and was written by Jacob Brown & Rob Rosell and directed by Alex Hardcastle. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

Winston is graduating from the police academy and Nick and Coach are worried about him. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Jess are trying to stop the night construction going on outside of the loft.

This episode got a 8/10 rating from Kritika whose favorite character was Winston and Kelly rated this episode a 6.5/10 and her favorite character was Fawn!

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Bollywood / The Office (UK) - Schmidt thought he was going to make Cece and Ryan laugh, but when they didn’t he said he wasn’t a fan of Bollywood movies or the UK Office.
• Karl Lagerfeld - Before Dawn Moscato met Schmidt at the restaurant, Schmidt requested that a waiter let him know he had a call from Karl Lagerfeld at some point in the evening.
• Dudley Moore - When Ryan was drinking red wine, Jess said “You got a real Dudley Moore thing going on right now, and I like it.”
• John F. Kennedy - When Schmidt was recapping his date with Fawn, he shared that she said he was like a “Jewish Kennedy”.
• O. J. Simpson - Schmidt shared that Fawn told him they could “have sex in the room where O.J. tried on the glove.”
• Jolly Green Giant - Jess exclaimed that Fawn “can't just walk all over the people of the city like the Jolly Green Giant.” Then Schmidt and Jess disagreed about the Jolly Green Giant’s character.
• Bill and Hilary Clinton - Schmidt was excited to be potentially groomed by Fawn, saying, “This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.” Jess thought Schmidt wouldn’t be Bill or Hillary in that scenario.
• Abraham Lincoln - During Schmidt’s city hall speech about not moving the loud construction, he referenced Abraham Lincoln and the crowd was upset because “he was our quietest president”.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 13!

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This podcast covers New Girl Season 4, Episode 11, LAXmas, which originally aired on December 9, 2014 and was written by Matt Fusfeld & Alex Cuthbertson and directed by Trent O’Donnell. 

Here’s a quick recap of the episode:

In this episode, Jess, Nick, Winston, Schmidt, Cece, and Coach are traveling for Christmas despite doubts and setbacks.

This episode got an 8/10 rating from both Kritika and Kelly; Kritika’s favorite character was Schmidt and Kelly’s favorite was Nick.

While not discussed in the podcast, we noted other references in this episode including:

• Santa - The opening play blamed Santa for eating “Gingy’s” arm. Additionally, Jess thought the man at the bar with the white beard was Santa. We talked about Santa for our Pop Culture reference on our podcast in S2 E11 - Santa.
• Annie - When Jess is pleading with Barry for plane tickets, Barry says he sarcastically says, “Oh, I didn't know that [it was Christmas]. I thought they just did a black version of Annie for no reason.”
• HBO GO - Schmidt proposed to Cece that they should wait in the first-class lounge, “like the other HBO GO subscribers.”
• Oprah Winfrey - Barry quoted Oprah Winfrey in this episode, saying: "Greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude."
• McDuck - Nick thought Ryan’s family had “McDuck money” based on the picture of his house in England.
• Downton Abbey / Anna and Mr. Bates - When looking at the picture of Ryan’s house the gang asked where the characters from Downton Abbey were and if they had seen the show.
• Scrubs - When Jess and Barry were talking at the bar, Barry said meeting his ex-boyfriend’s family over the holidays was worse than the last season of Scrubs.
• Billy Joel / "Piano Man" / "Goodnight Saigon" - When Schmidt was recounting to the guy in the lounge that he was from Long Island, and not Manhattan, he exclaimed aspects of Long Island culture, including Billy Joel and some of his songs.
• Paul Dano - Barry shared that he thought Paul Dano was on Nick and Winston’s flight where they got first class seats.
• Daniel Craig - When Schmidt shared to Cece that the guy in the lounge disrespected something more important to him than “any stupid lounge”, Cece questioned if it was  Daniel Craig's tailoring.

Thanks for listening and stay tuned for Episode 12!

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