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Miles hangs out with the famous and unhinged, while Bob has an interesting dinner on the Riverwalk.
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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Magma in my eyes. In my eyes. Okay. Addict. Transportation kills. Hey, everyone smiles. Girls aren’t them. See you later. Girls aren’t them. Have a tater. I can’t imagine Simon Le Bon saying have a tater. He was from Idaho. People think that he’s British, but he’s really from Idaho. There’s all these subliminal potato lyrics that he put in. Who was the other guy? Nick Rhodes. Nick Rhodes was like, Simon, we can’t have all these potato references. Or Ida. cheese and potatoes simon laban single-handedly got uh mcdonald’s to only have idaho potatoes. Yeah. In the 80s, so. Before that, there was just any old farmer can sell mcdonald’s french fry potatoes, but nope. His boat capsized in the 80s because it was full of potatoes. Full of potatoes. He was smuggling potatoes into the Isle of Man. That really happened in his boat sink or something. You’re thinking of the Rio video where they’re in suits on a boat. No, no, for real. No, he was like in a boating thing. He didn’t get hurt. That’s no boating accident. In a boating accident, yes.
I’ve heard you on the radio and I’ve seen you on the radio. I wouldn’t look it up, but I don’t. Smuggler’s eyes. Smuggler potatoes. I can’t something to do with gravy. I don’t know either. It’s kind of goofy tonight here, Miles. I just don’t know the words to these songs anymore. I can’t remember the words. I had a photographic memory from the 80s, but I lost it. Only on Sunday. Everybody just makes them up. It’s okay. You can just look every one of these up if you wanted to. I’m going to get some letter from our fan CB now. Hey, man. That wasn’t really cool. Blue Monday, blue day. Can you see things my way? So anyway, I went on a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. I had to go to San Antonio, Texas, everyone. Welcome to San Antonio.
antonio texas hey he followed charlie prize advice and went down to san antonio exactly charlie good old charlie pride you think that was his real name? I don’t think he, he didn’t look like a charlie or a pride to be honest with me. You know, I didn’t know what his real name was, but we could look it up, but i’m not going to. Did you kiss an angel good morning? um So I’m in San Antonio, and my son tells me, if you’re going to be in San Antonio, you have to get some fajitas. I guess they’re famous for fajitas. I don’t know. Okay. And I’m like, well, I love fajitas. That sounds good to me. Right? And so I was with another person down there, and so she had to put up with me for a day or so. Yeah.
she’s like, what do you want for dinner? And I’m like, well, I’ve been told that we’re in San Antonio, so we should go get some fajitas. And she’s like, all right, whatever. Whatever, I care, right? So we go down the river walk, which is very nice. If you’ve ever been to the river walk, it’s kind of like a weird oasis in the baked Texas landscape. And we just start walking along, and I mean, there’s all these places, right? And I’m like, she’s like, where are we gonna go i have no idea. I guess let’s just walk for a while and we see one. We’ll just go. So we found this place and i thought, well, this is, this looks like a good place to have some fajitas right looks nice. Nice place. Well, all these places uh in the river walk, because it’s, it’s a river, right? It’s a concrete river. Let’s be honest but
But it’s got the weirdest vibe because, you know, as a child of the, you know, 70s and 80s, the only time I really saw this kind of behavior was in sleazy movies from that time period. Oh, okay. Guys would stand on the street and try to get you to go into Times Square strip clubs. Well, they have all these people at all these restaurants. They’re not strip clubs. And they’re like, hey, come eat here, right? Telling you that you should eat at their establishment. Now, they’re not pushing or anything, but they’re saying, hey, come eat. I mean, every one of them has got a person standing outside inviting you in. It’s called a hype guy. Well, you probably were one at some point. Yeah, I was. I’m assuming. Under over bar. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, okay.
So I’m like, well, hey, this guy, he seemed real nice. He’s like, yeah, come on up. We got, I got, you want patio? You want inside, outside, you know? And I know some Puerto Rican girls just down to me too. And so we sat on the patio. Was it Mick Jagger? No, it wasn’t Mick. I’m getting to that. I’m getting to that. All right. So we get seated on the patio in the shade, which was very nice. And it was very, very nice outside there. And we’re sitting there, and then I have this kind of slow realization as I’m looking around at all of the people working at this establishment. Yeah. And I’m like, holy shit, we’re being waited on by the cast of Con Air. Oh, yeah.
Wow, harsh. Harsh. If you remember Nicolas Cage. Yes. Hey, get your hands off the falsena. party gets their own. And so we have these Joppa chips and salsas like Nick Cage. And then the waitress comes to take our order. Danny Trejo. But it’s a woman. So it’s this woman that looks like Danny Trejo. With a mustache. Yeah, with a faint mustache. Not quite as thick, right? Yeah. What do you want? Want specials? Anyway, I’m like, okay. She was very pleasant and a very good waitress, but I couldn’t get over the fact that she looked like she could have been a cast member. And then, of course, the bus boy. It was all tasty. It wasn’t like the I mean, to be honest, it was not the best fajitas I’ve ever had. And they were fine. And the lady I was with, she got some tacos or something. Anyway, it was all very, you know, good. It wasn’t fantastic and everything. And then Bashimi comes to bust the table. You guys done? Money penny or you’re done eating your tacos? Done. Yeah. Yeah.
Moneypenny isn’t done yet. Go away. Yeah, no, it was just like weird because all these characters, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. The characters from the movie, I swear to God, it was just like, I was like, this is weird. Really weird. Was Cheech Marin there at all? No, the only con air. I did not see John Malkovich or Bing Rames, but. Yeah. I was trying to think who was in that movie. Williams was at the other table. So yeah, I spent a long time since I saw that movie. So, well, I can, you know, it was a great movie. Uh, I could quote it chapter reverse. If you want, he was one of the FBI agents, you know, and he was in the, he was, well, you know, he’d come walking through John Cusack. Yeah. Right. So, yeah, no, but it was, it was like, Oh my gosh. I’m like, and a lot, I mean, I, it,
this could have been people coming off that plane. I swear they all had, uh, you know, various, uh, signage on their neck and the arms and faces and everything. It was just, uh, right. Yeah. I was just like the best service. Everything was fantastic, but it was just kind of a trip, you know, a little bit of a show there. Mrs. Trejo, I’m going to give you a 10 on the, uh, That’s right. On the Google review. I’m like, yeah, let me mash that five-star button for you. Yeah, no, she was very nice, but bad. She was, whew, yeah. It was a little rough on the looks there, you know what I mean? Moneypenny, how are your tacos, Moneypenny? They’re great, James. Yeah, so it was all happening down there in San Antonio.
So did you slap yourself when you got back? You’re like, you lying bastard. No, no, no. I told him, I’m like, hey, they were, you know, all right. Oh, you should have went to the street taco. You know, he’s told me everything. And I’m like, you know, what are you going to do? You can’t, you know, I’m with somebody else. You kind of have to go with the flow a little bit. I can’t, I can’t say, hey, we’re going to go like four blocks over here where like there’s buildings on fire and get some tacos. You know, you just can’t do that for people. So. Uh, we were at the, we were in the river walk cause that was really nice area to go. So, yeah, I think, uh, I was, I think Reagan was still in office when I was there. Oh, well, but, uh, you know, everything was certainly, you know, good. It’s just, I was hoping for something great. Yeah. And that wasn’t, it wasn’t, it was good.
It could have been worse, I guess, right? Oh, no, it could have been way worse. I’ve had way worse. But this, you know, it was good. I will say, and I’ll give you the compliment here. I had chicken fajitas, which, you know, I kind of oscillate between the chicken and the steak. And your chicken fajita is better. Really? Yeah. I really enjoyed whenever. And it’s probably been, what, 20 years ago. It’s longer now. It may be. But anyway. Your chicken fajitas were better, I think, because you put a lot of butter on something. I’m guessing. I don’t know. It’s the sauce. Yeah, unfortunately. Thank goodness. Well, actually, you did cook them. I did watch you cook them, but I was watching with eagle eyes. And they were good. And they were fantastic. Those are my own fries in a bag. Well, better than fries in a bag. That’s for certain. Mm-hmm.
So, yeah. But, no, a good time was had by all. And, you know, we put the bunny down and we left. There you go. Currently, but yes, we left. No, it was fine. It’s interesting. I mean, it’s just a, you know, like it’s a Disney-esque corridor in the middle of San Antonio. And all the basements of these buildings opened up onto it with all these restaurants and and everything. It’s a trip to walk around down there. It’s like Willy Wonka land or something. It’s like Pirates of the Caribbean. You’re walking around. Big pirates where you can walk and have food and everything. Pretty much. And beer. Yeah. It was a good deal. We had a good dinner. Nice. Then I went and roasted in my room because the air conditioner seemed to be on a switch where it was on and cool and then it was off and it was
freaking hotter than hell. So, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that’s a whole other story. What’s going on with you? I didn’t go to Texas. I did not. You did not. You did not go to Texas. I went to p-town man i was in p-town p-town what peoria right yes i uh i kind of have told you about this a little bit off the air, which we don’t usually do, but it just kind of worked out that way. The reason you told me was because you were rubbing something in my face. That’s the only reason you told me. And you loved it. Don’t you think? Yeah. We went to see a show and we had a lot of time to kill and my wife and son kind of planned out the day and i said okay i’m just i’m just driving you know that’s me i’m i’m a driver. I’m just going to sleep. Yeah. Okay. And I didn’t really pay too much attention. But we were in this little uh you know, sus, as the young people say, sus uh shopping center location. I have no idea what that means. What is this suspect you know oh
Suspicious. you know vicious and i like and i really hadn’t paid attention like usual, but we pull up like oh no, no, the pizza place is down here. I’m like, okay. I’m like, oh my God. I go, this, this cannot be, this is like a franchise of like ultimate pizza joint monocles. Right. Exactly. I love Monocles. It’s one of the best pizzas. If you’re in an area with monocles you are, it’s god’s country. And, uh, there was hardly anyone in there. That was weird. It’s kind of expensive. Let’s be honest. Yeah. I think i blew with tip about 60 bucks. Yeah. A little expensive yeah but uh it was good no i enjoyed we had uh monkey bread we had uh oh my god you had the monkey bread even
Yeah, well, my son, I’m not really supposed to eat it, but my son Yeah, I know, you’re not supposed to, but But since, you know, when in Rome, you know, I said, okay, man. Why not? I’ve got my epipen in this bag. Pretty much, yeah, and i was taking pictures, you know, showing him pictures. You’re like, I wish i had some monocles, too, and i don’t have no monocles and uh no i was uh it was a good time, you know, nice, nice place. I’d give it a ton. Good place. Yeah. It’s great. Great food. It’s some kind of weird, uh, pepperoni, uh, like mini, mini, mini, mini pizza, uh, pepperoni. I don’t know. Something bullshit. I don’t know. Some, some, something pepperoni bullshit. Yeah. I don’t know. And, uh, so then, uh, we did a couple other things and, uh,
We are like, okay, well we should get over to this place with the place. I go, I’ll be like Bob lament. Let’s get there like four hours early, you know, make sure so we can mock people that come in late, you know? And, uh, we’re getting close to the venue and I realized that there’s like another venue very close that has just let out like every kid who has graduated. But in the Frye County area, they’ve had some mega graduation. And they’re leaving with their parents. So there’s like hundreds, thousands of people. Thousands of children lining the streets. And I’m driving around and my wife’s like, no, I’m not. You know how I drive. One of the greatest people. Yeah, you just missed the parking. I’m like, fuck, I don’t even know where I’m at. I don’t even know where I’m at. There’s green people. There’s red people. There’s yellow people. I didn’t, you know, I was like, I’m getting weirded out, man. I’m like, God damn it. You know? Yeah, it’s great. I was getting nervous. I don’t really know Peoria that well. And I’m like, okay, well. And we ended up parking kind of behind the venue, which was fine. And we kind of, you know,
hung out for a half an hour and we finally decided, well, let’s go in an hour early. Okay. So the show starts at seven 30 and then we go at six 30 and you know, that’s of course, you know, electronic tickets and all that. And you got to go through, you know, security and all that. Uh, it’s a weird venue. It’s a weird, uh, venue in that like, the concessions are, like, in the lobby, but, like, if you want to go to the bathroom, you actually have to, like, climb up stairs. Yeah, that’s weird. To get to the, I’m like, oh, this is kind of weird, you know. Nowhere in that arcade in Quincy where you had to go all the way down the bowels of the earth to get on the second floor. Well, that is true, yeah. That is true, actually. But, so, anyway, there’s, you know, people guarding the hallways there, and they’re like,
Well, if you want to take a piss, go ahead, but you have to come back because the doors aren’t open yet. You can’t go in. Uh-oh. There you go. They’re doing a sound check. I’m like, really? A sound check for a comedy thing? Yeah. I’m like, well, how come they didn’t do this like two or three hours ago? Why are they just doing it now? Greg Proops was late. I guess. I don’t know. So then you have to hang out. There’s like nowhere to sit hardly. You’re like, okay, well, what the fuck, you know? And we get in there, you know, and I, you know, Mr. P bladder. I’m like, Jesus, I hope I make it because I have to go like every 20 minutes. What is wrong with you? I’m on like three different people. All right. Jesus. Why do they want you to pee so much? What is so good? I don’t know. I have a sadistic doctors. Dr. Mike, why are you making me piss so much? Let me show you. There’s a reason for this. Yeah.
ah, and, uh, yes. Uh, no, it wasn’t that bad, but, but no, we got in. And, uh, so it’s, uh, the whose line is it anyway, tour that is going on. And, uh, I didn’t realize that my son had gotten us just like, we’re only like eight rows back from the front. I’m like, Oh, wow. Did you get called up? No, no, no, but, uh, like all these old fuckers were in the old fucker row, you know? And like, you know, like 20 people had to stand up so we could get seated. And it’s like a quarter after seven now. And I’m like, you know what guys, I better do a, a prevent preemptive piss, you know? Yeah. So I’ve got to make all these people stand up again. I go out, I go to the bathroom. I’m like, you know, my son’s desperately waving me in, you know, cause I guess,
He’s like, people are looking at me like I’m doing this. It’s you. All right. All right. All right. And I get it. I wouldn’t say actually like some people brought like their children there too, which I, um, kind of weird. Yeah. And I’m like, okay, well, whatever. Okay. And, uh, so the show starts, great proofs comes out there and he introduces it. Joel Murray’s there, Jeff. davis was there and the other guy was jeff davis i like yes oh they’re all funny. They’re all funny. Yeah. And, uh, Ryan was there too. Right. Styles. Really? I see the picture you sent me. He was cut off. So I was like, I was assuming that was ryan’s yeah wasn’t sure so i mean that’s not i mean that’s not low-end talent there. That’s pretty high and no they’re all no it was very funny. It was funny. Uh,
I mean, no Colin Mockery, but… Yeah, no Wayne Brady either, you know. No Wayne… That’s what I’m saying. They can’t… Everybody can’t be in there. I mean, the lineup is… I mean, you get a Murray in there and the… Yeah, no, it’s funny. It’s not like they pulled the dregs of whose line is it and threw him on tour or anything, so… Right, right. And so they just, you know, basically took the best bits, you know, their best, you know… Mm-hmm. Sorry, I’m having trouble breathing tonight, but, uh. Well, I don’t know. Maybe it’s three piss pills you’re taking i don’t want to kill him you know. But, you know, so it’s like, let’s take suggestions from the audience and everyone’s, you know, yelling stupid shit all the time. I found it. Yeah, no, I didn’t yell cutting the no i didn’t okay i felt like one of them was directed towards me, though, because they’re like.
Name something that you will see in Peoria, in downtown Peoria. And someone behind me is like, a fat guy. I’m like, whoa, wait a minute. That guy’s ass going to the bathroom constantly. Some fat guy who’s got to piss every 10 minutes. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, they call up people to do sound effects and things like that. Kind of serenade, you know. This lady and this and that. I won’t go into it. Overall, I think besides the venue, I think the entertainment was good. What was wrong with the venue again? It’s just like you couldn’t get in right away. I think that’s what all venues do. I don’t know. I didn’t like that. I want to be right in there. I want early access. I wanted to get in my seat.
Oh, yeah, and then a couple shows up, and this lady looked completely fucked up. Okay, shit. Okay. And next thing you know, my wife and her are chatting it up. They’re comparing, like, prescriptions or whipping out prescription models. I’m going to watch out. I’m like, what the fuck is this? And they’re like, you know, hey, there’s no going to happen. Is that some kind of thing the kids do now is trade medication while they’re out in public, you know that? I’ll give you half of mine for one of yours. This is really strong. I’ll only give you half. I don’t know. Between the two, I’m sure they could have had a good time, though. Of course, they started like, no recording device, no flash photography. 20 minutes in, this lady literally raises up her phone. I don’t know if she’s taking pictures or recording it or whatever. I’m like,
the goddamn phone down. You’re going to get us in trouble. Was she with you? No, this was the fucked up lady. They’ll sit next to my wife. What do you care? I thought they hit it off. Then my wife later was like, he was in this horrible car accident, so she’s not quite right. I’m like, oh, okay. Okay. You’re like, she’s just like you, you were in a horrible car accident. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And, uh, so I don’t know, it was an hour, hour and a half, whatever it ended. And, uh, it was very nice. Then when it starts piling out and of course everyone’s swarming the bathrooms and luckily I did not have to go. My wife did, but I don’t know. How could you not have to go? I don’t know. I just, I was, how’d you sneak out of that one? I was depleted at that time. You know, there’s nothing left.
I hadn’t drank for two hours. And my wife, you know, I was like a camel. She never goes. She’s like, oh, I got to go bad, but I’m not waiting in line. Let’s just go to a gas station. Oh, no. I’m like, all right. Well, you know, it’s a little bit later on, you know, it was probably, you know, what, 930, 10 o’clock or whatever. And she’s like, well, I’ll Google a gas station. I’m like, all right, don’t piss your pants. And so we go to the first one. It’s like all like marked off with like police tape and all that. Peoria is not, a it’s kind of reputation. Let’s put it that way. Yeah. I’m getting to that. Yeah. And, uh, uh, she goes, go down, you know, Richard Pryor way here i’m like okay it’s right richard pryor native son of Peoria. Yeah. And then, uh,
She goes, oh, okay, let’s go in this one. I’m like, okay, I don’t know. I’m not sure about this. Yeah, I was like, this is not Bob Lament’s neighborhood. I’m like, okay. Why don’t you just drive for about half an hour? You’ll be in the cornfields and just piss down there. Oh, no. No, no. I need proper facilities. And so all three of us have to go. My son went in first. Oh, now you have to go. Okay. Well, I was scared now. I’m like, okay, I don’t know. And my son went in first before we did. And he’s like staying in the hallway by the the rest in first yeah well yeah he’s the muscle. Yeah. That’s true. I’m like, oh, someone in the bathroom. He goes, oh, I don’t know. The door’s closed and i didn’t knock. Okay. Well, I go for fuck’s sakes. Knock, not for fuck’s sake. Come on, man.
I don’t really want to spend my whole night here. You know, we get done, you know, it’s all good. Uh, yes, it’s all good. I, I bought a soda. I thought, okay, I can’t just, I can’t just go in and take a whiz. I know. What would Bob lament say? You gotta get something. You can’t be a big mooch. And, uh, so I’m trying to get out of there. And like, there’s a gentleman listening to music and all the words were, were, what was it? It was, uh, all i want to do is like sex and violence. I think that was the only words of the song is sex violence sex and violence. Sex and i’m like okay we’re getting the hell out of here. And, uh, yeah, we left. All is well. Everything was good. Uh, yeah. That rerouted us like
here, there, and everywhere. I’m like, I think we’re going to be in Decatur here in about five more minutes. Your other favorite location. I know. Peoria and Decatur are not really too much different for me. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. I haven’t been to Peoria in a long time. So now we got home. I did the driving. It was very dark out. I hit something on the highway. I don’t know what it was. Oh, no. Completely freaked out. I don’t know what the fuck it was. I don’t know. It was like, what? My wife starts screaming bloody murder in the backseat. Did it dent your car? Huh? Did it dent your car? It was little, whatever I hit. I don’t know. I have no idea. I never saw it. That’s weird. But she’s screaming bloody murder for like half a minute. Did I ever tell you the time I hit a duck and his asshole was left on the front of my car?
No. Yeah, it really happened. I don’t know if it was really his asshole, but he left something on the front of the car that looked like a tube. Oh, so I dropped my pants. It was tiny. It was a little tube. Anyway, I was with my girlfriend, and we were driving down the country. Well, you know, in the country, you drive 100 miles an hour. But anyway… And then boom, hit this duck or something. And it goes bouncing across the car. We get to our destination. There’s this stuck on the front of the car is this kind of to be fleshy looking bloody thing. That is weird. It was weird. She’s like, what are you going to do? I’m like, I’m going to get the hose.
I sprayed off with the hose and that was it. Can I get the hose later, Bob? No. Yeah. I guess you got some. Well, yeah. My answer would have been whatever. I don’t care. I’m DTF, man. I’m not. I don’t understand all these references. I would just be like, okay. All right. Priscilla. I don’t care. Priscilla just dropped in drawers. So then you don’t know what you hit. It could have been anything, really. I was so distracted with the psychotic yelling that was going on. Oh, my God. So, I mean, was it a bird? I mean, it was night. I have no idea. Did you hit a bat? I have no idea. It was not in my vision when I saw it. Was it in the front of the car or did it hit you in the back or what?
I can hear something going into the front wheels. Yeah. So it was in front of you and it was not in your vision. What were you doing? I mean, it was a turtle, a cat. You don’t know what it was. And so I have no idea what we hit. I don’t, I wasn’t going to stop. Give me that Kansas eight track back there, honey. Happiness is Peoria in your rear view mirror. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Uh, I, I, An owl hit my car one time. Did I ever tell you about that? No. I was driving in the woods around here at night, probably about this time, right? About 9.30, 10 o’clock at night. And out of the woods, an owl run right into the side of the car. His face smashed against my window on the side window. Your wife starts yelling, oh, my God. No, she wasn’t in the car. It was just me and my daughter, and she was asleep in the car seat.
She doesn’t even remember. And this owl hit hard. It was like, I thought this bird was going to break the window, but it didn’t. The only weird thing was, I think we were going down to your house, I think, but we hit a bird and he got stuck in the windshield wipers. Oh, my gosh. That’s horrible. We had to pull over and let him out because he was stuck in the windshield wiper. Was he still alive? Yeah, he was looking at us. Motherfucker. He’s like, God, Damn it. You stupid Polack. This week, these stupid fucks drive it so fast. What a week I’m having. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was a weird one. How did you get him out of there? It wasn’t too hard. He was crazy, wasn’t he? I think it was that little shitty white tempo we had or something. A little dust devil. Yeah, it was a piece of shit. Yeah.
Oh my God. I remember riding in your wife with that. It was just like, we were in midget racing at the track. Yeah. Yeah. Which, you know, it’s a thing. Midget racing is a thing. People, these cars called midget cars. Yeah. There’s midget cars. Yeah. Yeah. I’m just saying before everybody gets all upset with me. I’m okay with it. Well, I’m just listeners, you know, so anyway, So you hit something, you don’t know what it was, but it was low. It was on the ground. Could have been a turtle. Yes. Could have been possum. Yeah. You know, I never actually looked at it in daylight, so I didn’t know what the fuck it is. Is it like part of it stay on the car? I never looked at the car in the daylight. I don’t know. No. Still to this day?
Yeah, this happened, what, Saturday night? It’s now, what, Monday? So, yeah. I just get out and walk in. I don’t even look back. I don’t even look at the guy. I was tired. I was tired. I’m ready to go. I’m very tired. The whole 7-Eleven bathroom experience. I just wanted to get to bed. Yeah. How long does it take you to get home from Peoria? Holy moly, that’s got to be a couple hours. Took forever. Yeah, it took forever. Okay. So would you say whose line is it anyway was worth the visit, the see it? I mean, I enjoyed the show, you know. So, I mean, I enjoyed it. But if you’re not a big, big fan, you may not enjoy it as much, you know. But I think with taxes, I think it was around, I don’t know, 65, 70 bucks a piece or something.
Holy, moly Joel Murray is making bank on you guys. Well, try going to anything anymore, you know. Yeah, I never go to anything that’s yeah i know i don’t either. Yeah, usually. I’m like, I’m not paying for that jesus oh oh man i’m gonna tell you i’m not i’m out of time tonight, but i’ll tell you how i got screwed over in a meet and greet here recently. Well, save that for next time i’m gonna say it next time that remind me yeah i will Meet and greet. Screw over. Yeah.
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Miles hangs out with the famous and unhinged, while Bob has an interesting dinner on the Riverwalk.
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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Magma in my eyes. In my eyes. Okay. Addict. Transportation kills. Hey, everyone smiles. Girls aren’t them. See you later. Girls aren’t them. Have a tater. I can’t imagine Simon Le Bon saying have a tater. He was from Idaho. People think that he’s British, but he’s really from Idaho. There’s all these subliminal potato lyrics that he put in. Who was the other guy? Nick Rhodes. Nick Rhodes was like, Simon, we can’t have all these potato references. Or Ida. cheese and potatoes simon laban single-handedly got uh mcdonald’s to only have idaho potatoes. Yeah. In the 80s, so. Before that, there was just any old farmer can sell mcdonald’s french fry potatoes, but nope. His boat capsized in the 80s because it was full of potatoes. Full of potatoes. He was smuggling potatoes into the Isle of Man. That really happened in his boat sink or something. You’re thinking of the Rio video where they’re in suits on a boat. No, no, for real. No, he was like in a boating thing. He didn’t get hurt. That’s no boating accident. In a boating accident, yes.
I’ve heard you on the radio and I’ve seen you on the radio. I wouldn’t look it up, but I don’t. Smuggler’s eyes. Smuggler potatoes. I can’t something to do with gravy. I don’t know either. It’s kind of goofy tonight here, Miles. I just don’t know the words to these songs anymore. I can’t remember the words. I had a photographic memory from the 80s, but I lost it. Only on Sunday. Everybody just makes them up. It’s okay. You can just look every one of these up if you wanted to. I’m going to get some letter from our fan CB now. Hey, man. That wasn’t really cool. Blue Monday, blue day. Can you see things my way? So anyway, I went on a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. I had to go to San Antonio, Texas, everyone. Welcome to San Antonio.
antonio texas hey he followed charlie prize advice and went down to san antonio exactly charlie good old charlie pride you think that was his real name? I don’t think he, he didn’t look like a charlie or a pride to be honest with me. You know, I didn’t know what his real name was, but we could look it up, but i’m not going to. Did you kiss an angel good morning? um So I’m in San Antonio, and my son tells me, if you’re going to be in San Antonio, you have to get some fajitas. I guess they’re famous for fajitas. I don’t know. Okay. And I’m like, well, I love fajitas. That sounds good to me. Right? And so I was with another person down there, and so she had to put up with me for a day or so. Yeah.
she’s like, what do you want for dinner? And I’m like, well, I’ve been told that we’re in San Antonio, so we should go get some fajitas. And she’s like, all right, whatever. Whatever, I care, right? So we go down the river walk, which is very nice. If you’ve ever been to the river walk, it’s kind of like a weird oasis in the baked Texas landscape. And we just start walking along, and I mean, there’s all these places, right? And I’m like, she’s like, where are we gonna go i have no idea. I guess let’s just walk for a while and we see one. We’ll just go. So we found this place and i thought, well, this is, this looks like a good place to have some fajitas right looks nice. Nice place. Well, all these places uh in the river walk, because it’s, it’s a river, right? It’s a concrete river. Let’s be honest but
But it’s got the weirdest vibe because, you know, as a child of the, you know, 70s and 80s, the only time I really saw this kind of behavior was in sleazy movies from that time period. Oh, okay. Guys would stand on the street and try to get you to go into Times Square strip clubs. Well, they have all these people at all these restaurants. They’re not strip clubs. And they’re like, hey, come eat here, right? Telling you that you should eat at their establishment. Now, they’re not pushing or anything, but they’re saying, hey, come eat. I mean, every one of them has got a person standing outside inviting you in. It’s called a hype guy. Well, you probably were one at some point. Yeah, I was. I’m assuming. Under over bar. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, okay.
So I’m like, well, hey, this guy, he seemed real nice. He’s like, yeah, come on up. We got, I got, you want patio? You want inside, outside, you know? And I know some Puerto Rican girls just down to me too. And so we sat on the patio. Was it Mick Jagger? No, it wasn’t Mick. I’m getting to that. I’m getting to that. All right. So we get seated on the patio in the shade, which was very nice. And it was very, very nice outside there. And we’re sitting there, and then I have this kind of slow realization as I’m looking around at all of the people working at this establishment. Yeah. And I’m like, holy shit, we’re being waited on by the cast of Con Air. Oh, yeah.
Wow, harsh. Harsh. If you remember Nicolas Cage. Yes. Hey, get your hands off the falsena. party gets their own. And so we have these Joppa chips and salsas like Nick Cage. And then the waitress comes to take our order. Danny Trejo. But it’s a woman. So it’s this woman that looks like Danny Trejo. With a mustache. Yeah, with a faint mustache. Not quite as thick, right? Yeah. What do you want? Want specials? Anyway, I’m like, okay. She was very pleasant and a very good waitress, but I couldn’t get over the fact that she looked like she could have been a cast member. And then, of course, the bus boy. It was all tasty. It wasn’t like the I mean, to be honest, it was not the best fajitas I’ve ever had. And they were fine. And the lady I was with, she got some tacos or something. Anyway, it was all very, you know, good. It wasn’t fantastic and everything. And then Bashimi comes to bust the table. You guys done? Money penny or you’re done eating your tacos? Done. Yeah. Yeah.
Moneypenny isn’t done yet. Go away. Yeah, no, it was just like weird because all these characters, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. The characters from the movie, I swear to God, it was just like, I was like, this is weird. Really weird. Was Cheech Marin there at all? No, the only con air. I did not see John Malkovich or Bing Rames, but. Yeah. I was trying to think who was in that movie. Williams was at the other table. So yeah, I spent a long time since I saw that movie. So, well, I can, you know, it was a great movie. Uh, I could quote it chapter reverse. If you want, he was one of the FBI agents, you know, and he was in the, he was, well, you know, he’d come walking through John Cusack. Yeah. Right. So, yeah, no, but it was, it was like, Oh my gosh. I’m like, and a lot, I mean, I, it,
this could have been people coming off that plane. I swear they all had, uh, you know, various, uh, signage on their neck and the arms and faces and everything. It was just, uh, right. Yeah. I was just like the best service. Everything was fantastic, but it was just kind of a trip, you know, a little bit of a show there. Mrs. Trejo, I’m going to give you a 10 on the, uh, That’s right. On the Google review. I’m like, yeah, let me mash that five-star button for you. Yeah, no, she was very nice, but bad. She was, whew, yeah. It was a little rough on the looks there, you know what I mean? Moneypenny, how are your tacos, Moneypenny? They’re great, James. Yeah, so it was all happening down there in San Antonio.
So did you slap yourself when you got back? You’re like, you lying bastard. No, no, no. I told him, I’m like, hey, they were, you know, all right. Oh, you should have went to the street taco. You know, he’s told me everything. And I’m like, you know, what are you going to do? You can’t, you know, I’m with somebody else. You kind of have to go with the flow a little bit. I can’t, I can’t say, hey, we’re going to go like four blocks over here where like there’s buildings on fire and get some tacos. You know, you just can’t do that for people. So. Uh, we were at the, we were in the river walk cause that was really nice area to go. So, yeah, I think, uh, I was, I think Reagan was still in office when I was there. Oh, well, but, uh, you know, everything was certainly, you know, good. It’s just, I was hoping for something great. Yeah. And that wasn’t, it wasn’t, it was good.
It could have been worse, I guess, right? Oh, no, it could have been way worse. I’ve had way worse. But this, you know, it was good. I will say, and I’ll give you the compliment here. I had chicken fajitas, which, you know, I kind of oscillate between the chicken and the steak. And your chicken fajita is better. Really? Yeah. I really enjoyed whenever. And it’s probably been, what, 20 years ago. It’s longer now. It may be. But anyway. Your chicken fajitas were better, I think, because you put a lot of butter on something. I’m guessing. I don’t know. It’s the sauce. Yeah, unfortunately. Thank goodness. Well, actually, you did cook them. I did watch you cook them, but I was watching with eagle eyes. And they were good. And they were fantastic. Those are my own fries in a bag. Well, better than fries in a bag. That’s for certain. Mm-hmm.
So, yeah. But, no, a good time was had by all. And, you know, we put the bunny down and we left. There you go. Currently, but yes, we left. No, it was fine. It’s interesting. I mean, it’s just a, you know, like it’s a Disney-esque corridor in the middle of San Antonio. And all the basements of these buildings opened up onto it with all these restaurants and and everything. It’s a trip to walk around down there. It’s like Willy Wonka land or something. It’s like Pirates of the Caribbean. You’re walking around. Big pirates where you can walk and have food and everything. Pretty much. And beer. Yeah. It was a good deal. We had a good dinner. Nice. Then I went and roasted in my room because the air conditioner seemed to be on a switch where it was on and cool and then it was off and it was
freaking hotter than hell. So, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that’s a whole other story. What’s going on with you? I didn’t go to Texas. I did not. You did not. You did not go to Texas. I went to p-town man i was in p-town p-town what peoria right yes i uh i kind of have told you about this a little bit off the air, which we don’t usually do, but it just kind of worked out that way. The reason you told me was because you were rubbing something in my face. That’s the only reason you told me. And you loved it. Don’t you think? Yeah. We went to see a show and we had a lot of time to kill and my wife and son kind of planned out the day and i said okay i’m just i’m just driving you know that’s me i’m i’m a driver. I’m just going to sleep. Yeah. Okay. And I didn’t really pay too much attention. But we were in this little uh you know, sus, as the young people say, sus uh shopping center location. I have no idea what that means. What is this suspect you know oh
Suspicious. you know vicious and i like and i really hadn’t paid attention like usual, but we pull up like oh no, no, the pizza place is down here. I’m like, okay. I’m like, oh my God. I go, this, this cannot be, this is like a franchise of like ultimate pizza joint monocles. Right. Exactly. I love Monocles. It’s one of the best pizzas. If you’re in an area with monocles you are, it’s god’s country. And, uh, there was hardly anyone in there. That was weird. It’s kind of expensive. Let’s be honest. Yeah. I think i blew with tip about 60 bucks. Yeah. A little expensive yeah but uh it was good no i enjoyed we had uh monkey bread we had uh oh my god you had the monkey bread even
Yeah, well, my son, I’m not really supposed to eat it, but my son Yeah, I know, you’re not supposed to, but But since, you know, when in Rome, you know, I said, okay, man. Why not? I’ve got my epipen in this bag. Pretty much, yeah, and i was taking pictures, you know, showing him pictures. You’re like, I wish i had some monocles, too, and i don’t have no monocles and uh no i was uh it was a good time, you know, nice, nice place. I’d give it a ton. Good place. Yeah. It’s great. Great food. It’s some kind of weird, uh, pepperoni, uh, like mini, mini, mini, mini pizza, uh, pepperoni. I don’t know. Something bullshit. I don’t know. Some, some, something pepperoni bullshit. Yeah. I don’t know. And, uh, so then, uh, we did a couple other things and, uh,
We are like, okay, well we should get over to this place with the place. I go, I’ll be like Bob lament. Let’s get there like four hours early, you know, make sure so we can mock people that come in late, you know? And, uh, we’re getting close to the venue and I realized that there’s like another venue very close that has just let out like every kid who has graduated. But in the Frye County area, they’ve had some mega graduation. And they’re leaving with their parents. So there’s like hundreds, thousands of people. Thousands of children lining the streets. And I’m driving around and my wife’s like, no, I’m not. You know how I drive. One of the greatest people. Yeah, you just missed the parking. I’m like, fuck, I don’t even know where I’m at. I don’t even know where I’m at. There’s green people. There’s red people. There’s yellow people. I didn’t, you know, I was like, I’m getting weirded out, man. I’m like, God damn it. You know? Yeah, it’s great. I was getting nervous. I don’t really know Peoria that well. And I’m like, okay, well. And we ended up parking kind of behind the venue, which was fine. And we kind of, you know,
hung out for a half an hour and we finally decided, well, let’s go in an hour early. Okay. So the show starts at seven 30 and then we go at six 30 and you know, that’s of course, you know, electronic tickets and all that. And you got to go through, you know, security and all that. Uh, it’s a weird venue. It’s a weird, uh, venue in that like, the concessions are, like, in the lobby, but, like, if you want to go to the bathroom, you actually have to, like, climb up stairs. Yeah, that’s weird. To get to the, I’m like, oh, this is kind of weird, you know. Nowhere in that arcade in Quincy where you had to go all the way down the bowels of the earth to get on the second floor. Well, that is true, yeah. That is true, actually. But, so, anyway, there’s, you know, people guarding the hallways there, and they’re like,
Well, if you want to take a piss, go ahead, but you have to come back because the doors aren’t open yet. You can’t go in. Uh-oh. There you go. They’re doing a sound check. I’m like, really? A sound check for a comedy thing? Yeah. I’m like, well, how come they didn’t do this like two or three hours ago? Why are they just doing it now? Greg Proops was late. I guess. I don’t know. So then you have to hang out. There’s like nowhere to sit hardly. You’re like, okay, well, what the fuck, you know? And we get in there, you know, and I, you know, Mr. P bladder. I’m like, Jesus, I hope I make it because I have to go like every 20 minutes. What is wrong with you? I’m on like three different people. All right. Jesus. Why do they want you to pee so much? What is so good? I don’t know. I have a sadistic doctors. Dr. Mike, why are you making me piss so much? Let me show you. There’s a reason for this. Yeah.
ah, and, uh, yes. Uh, no, it wasn’t that bad, but, but no, we got in. And, uh, so it’s, uh, the whose line is it anyway, tour that is going on. And, uh, I didn’t realize that my son had gotten us just like, we’re only like eight rows back from the front. I’m like, Oh, wow. Did you get called up? No, no, no, but, uh, like all these old fuckers were in the old fucker row, you know? And like, you know, like 20 people had to stand up so we could get seated. And it’s like a quarter after seven now. And I’m like, you know what guys, I better do a, a prevent preemptive piss, you know? Yeah. So I’ve got to make all these people stand up again. I go out, I go to the bathroom. I’m like, you know, my son’s desperately waving me in, you know, cause I guess,
He’s like, people are looking at me like I’m doing this. It’s you. All right. All right. All right. And I get it. I wouldn’t say actually like some people brought like their children there too, which I, um, kind of weird. Yeah. And I’m like, okay, well, whatever. Okay. And, uh, so the show starts, great proofs comes out there and he introduces it. Joel Murray’s there, Jeff. davis was there and the other guy was jeff davis i like yes oh they’re all funny. They’re all funny. Yeah. And, uh, Ryan was there too. Right. Styles. Really? I see the picture you sent me. He was cut off. So I was like, I was assuming that was ryan’s yeah wasn’t sure so i mean that’s not i mean that’s not low-end talent there. That’s pretty high and no they’re all no it was very funny. It was funny. Uh,
I mean, no Colin Mockery, but… Yeah, no Wayne Brady either, you know. No Wayne… That’s what I’m saying. They can’t… Everybody can’t be in there. I mean, the lineup is… I mean, you get a Murray in there and the… Yeah, no, it’s funny. It’s not like they pulled the dregs of whose line is it and threw him on tour or anything, so… Right, right. And so they just, you know, basically took the best bits, you know, their best, you know… Mm-hmm. Sorry, I’m having trouble breathing tonight, but, uh. Well, I don’t know. Maybe it’s three piss pills you’re taking i don’t want to kill him you know. But, you know, so it’s like, let’s take suggestions from the audience and everyone’s, you know, yelling stupid shit all the time. I found it. Yeah, no, I didn’t yell cutting the no i didn’t okay i felt like one of them was directed towards me, though, because they’re like.
Name something that you will see in Peoria, in downtown Peoria. And someone behind me is like, a fat guy. I’m like, whoa, wait a minute. That guy’s ass going to the bathroom constantly. Some fat guy who’s got to piss every 10 minutes. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, they call up people to do sound effects and things like that. Kind of serenade, you know. This lady and this and that. I won’t go into it. Overall, I think besides the venue, I think the entertainment was good. What was wrong with the venue again? It’s just like you couldn’t get in right away. I think that’s what all venues do. I don’t know. I didn’t like that. I want to be right in there. I want early access. I wanted to get in my seat.
Oh, yeah, and then a couple shows up, and this lady looked completely fucked up. Okay, shit. Okay. And next thing you know, my wife and her are chatting it up. They’re comparing, like, prescriptions or whipping out prescription models. I’m going to watch out. I’m like, what the fuck is this? And they’re like, you know, hey, there’s no going to happen. Is that some kind of thing the kids do now is trade medication while they’re out in public, you know that? I’ll give you half of mine for one of yours. This is really strong. I’ll only give you half. I don’t know. Between the two, I’m sure they could have had a good time, though. Of course, they started like, no recording device, no flash photography. 20 minutes in, this lady literally raises up her phone. I don’t know if she’s taking pictures or recording it or whatever. I’m like,
the goddamn phone down. You’re going to get us in trouble. Was she with you? No, this was the fucked up lady. They’ll sit next to my wife. What do you care? I thought they hit it off. Then my wife later was like, he was in this horrible car accident, so she’s not quite right. I’m like, oh, okay. Okay. You’re like, she’s just like you, you were in a horrible car accident. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And, uh, so I don’t know, it was an hour, hour and a half, whatever it ended. And, uh, it was very nice. Then when it starts piling out and of course everyone’s swarming the bathrooms and luckily I did not have to go. My wife did, but I don’t know. How could you not have to go? I don’t know. I just, I was, how’d you sneak out of that one? I was depleted at that time. You know, there’s nothing left.
I hadn’t drank for two hours. And my wife, you know, I was like a camel. She never goes. She’s like, oh, I got to go bad, but I’m not waiting in line. Let’s just go to a gas station. Oh, no. I’m like, all right. Well, you know, it’s a little bit later on, you know, it was probably, you know, what, 930, 10 o’clock or whatever. And she’s like, well, I’ll Google a gas station. I’m like, all right, don’t piss your pants. And so we go to the first one. It’s like all like marked off with like police tape and all that. Peoria is not, a it’s kind of reputation. Let’s put it that way. Yeah. I’m getting to that. Yeah. And, uh, uh, she goes, go down, you know, Richard Pryor way here i’m like okay it’s right richard pryor native son of Peoria. Yeah. And then, uh,
She goes, oh, okay, let’s go in this one. I’m like, okay, I don’t know. I’m not sure about this. Yeah, I was like, this is not Bob Lament’s neighborhood. I’m like, okay. Why don’t you just drive for about half an hour? You’ll be in the cornfields and just piss down there. Oh, no. No, no. I need proper facilities. And so all three of us have to go. My son went in first. Oh, now you have to go. Okay. Well, I was scared now. I’m like, okay, I don’t know. And my son went in first before we did. And he’s like staying in the hallway by the the rest in first yeah well yeah he’s the muscle. Yeah. That’s true. I’m like, oh, someone in the bathroom. He goes, oh, I don’t know. The door’s closed and i didn’t knock. Okay. Well, I go for fuck’s sakes. Knock, not for fuck’s sake. Come on, man.
I don’t really want to spend my whole night here. You know, we get done, you know, it’s all good. Uh, yes, it’s all good. I, I bought a soda. I thought, okay, I can’t just, I can’t just go in and take a whiz. I know. What would Bob lament say? You gotta get something. You can’t be a big mooch. And, uh, so I’m trying to get out of there. And like, there’s a gentleman listening to music and all the words were, were, what was it? It was, uh, all i want to do is like sex and violence. I think that was the only words of the song is sex violence sex and violence. Sex and i’m like okay we’re getting the hell out of here. And, uh, yeah, we left. All is well. Everything was good. Uh, yeah. That rerouted us like
here, there, and everywhere. I’m like, I think we’re going to be in Decatur here in about five more minutes. Your other favorite location. I know. Peoria and Decatur are not really too much different for me. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. I haven’t been to Peoria in a long time. So now we got home. I did the driving. It was very dark out. I hit something on the highway. I don’t know what it was. Oh, no. Completely freaked out. I don’t know what the fuck it was. I don’t know. It was like, what? My wife starts screaming bloody murder in the backseat. Did it dent your car? Huh? Did it dent your car? It was little, whatever I hit. I don’t know. I have no idea. I never saw it. That’s weird. But she’s screaming bloody murder for like half a minute. Did I ever tell you the time I hit a duck and his asshole was left on the front of my car?
No. Yeah, it really happened. I don’t know if it was really his asshole, but he left something on the front of the car that looked like a tube. Oh, so I dropped my pants. It was tiny. It was a little tube. Anyway, I was with my girlfriend, and we were driving down the country. Well, you know, in the country, you drive 100 miles an hour. But anyway… And then boom, hit this duck or something. And it goes bouncing across the car. We get to our destination. There’s this stuck on the front of the car is this kind of to be fleshy looking bloody thing. That is weird. It was weird. She’s like, what are you going to do? I’m like, I’m going to get the hose.
I sprayed off with the hose and that was it. Can I get the hose later, Bob? No. Yeah. I guess you got some. Well, yeah. My answer would have been whatever. I don’t care. I’m DTF, man. I’m not. I don’t understand all these references. I would just be like, okay. All right. Priscilla. I don’t care. Priscilla just dropped in drawers. So then you don’t know what you hit. It could have been anything, really. I was so distracted with the psychotic yelling that was going on. Oh, my God. So, I mean, was it a bird? I mean, it was night. I have no idea. Did you hit a bat? I have no idea. It was not in my vision when I saw it. Was it in the front of the car or did it hit you in the back or what?
I can hear something going into the front wheels. Yeah. So it was in front of you and it was not in your vision. What were you doing? I mean, it was a turtle, a cat. You don’t know what it was. And so I have no idea what we hit. I don’t, I wasn’t going to stop. Give me that Kansas eight track back there, honey. Happiness is Peoria in your rear view mirror. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Uh, I, I, An owl hit my car one time. Did I ever tell you about that? No. I was driving in the woods around here at night, probably about this time, right? About 9.30, 10 o’clock at night. And out of the woods, an owl run right into the side of the car. His face smashed against my window on the side window. Your wife starts yelling, oh, my God. No, she wasn’t in the car. It was just me and my daughter, and she was asleep in the car seat.
She doesn’t even remember. And this owl hit hard. It was like, I thought this bird was going to break the window, but it didn’t. The only weird thing was, I think we were going down to your house, I think, but we hit a bird and he got stuck in the windshield wipers. Oh, my gosh. That’s horrible. We had to pull over and let him out because he was stuck in the windshield wiper. Was he still alive? Yeah, he was looking at us. Motherfucker. He’s like, God, Damn it. You stupid Polack. This week, these stupid fucks drive it so fast. What a week I’m having. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was a weird one. How did you get him out of there? It wasn’t too hard. He was crazy, wasn’t he? I think it was that little shitty white tempo we had or something. A little dust devil. Yeah, it was a piece of shit. Yeah.
Oh my God. I remember riding in your wife with that. It was just like, we were in midget racing at the track. Yeah. Yeah. Which, you know, it’s a thing. Midget racing is a thing. People, these cars called midget cars. Yeah. There’s midget cars. Yeah. Yeah. I’m just saying before everybody gets all upset with me. I’m okay with it. Well, I’m just listeners, you know, so anyway, So you hit something, you don’t know what it was, but it was low. It was on the ground. Could have been a turtle. Yes. Could have been possum. Yeah. You know, I never actually looked at it in daylight, so I didn’t know what the fuck it is. Is it like part of it stay on the car? I never looked at the car in the daylight. I don’t know. No. Still to this day?
Yeah, this happened, what, Saturday night? It’s now, what, Monday? So, yeah. I just get out and walk in. I don’t even look back. I don’t even look at the guy. I was tired. I was tired. I’m ready to go. I’m very tired. The whole 7-Eleven bathroom experience. I just wanted to get to bed. Yeah. How long does it take you to get home from Peoria? Holy moly, that’s got to be a couple hours. Took forever. Yeah, it took forever. Okay. So would you say whose line is it anyway was worth the visit, the see it? I mean, I enjoyed the show, you know. So, I mean, I enjoyed it. But if you’re not a big, big fan, you may not enjoy it as much, you know. But I think with taxes, I think it was around, I don’t know, 65, 70 bucks a piece or something.
Holy, moly Joel Murray is making bank on you guys. Well, try going to anything anymore, you know. Yeah, I never go to anything that’s yeah i know i don’t either. Yeah, usually. I’m like, I’m not paying for that jesus oh oh man i’m gonna tell you i’m not i’m out of time tonight, but i’ll tell you how i got screwed over in a meet and greet here recently. Well, save that for next time i’m gonna say it next time that remind me yeah i will Meet and greet. Screw over. Yeah.
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