All Christmas, but not all good will toward men.

Sears, Donald Trump, Hillary, saggy pants and Walmart shoppers and more.  Guest reader, Stu Ackerman.  A trip through the Wayback Machine and a note From Across the Pond with Chris Lock.  

Guest reader Mary Lock.  Topics include the dry cleaning epidemic, the supermarket express checkout, our silly heterophobic supreme court, the United States Government’s relentless recruitment of a particular soldier of love, sexting and parents, a disappointment in Cornwall, cleavage, the roots of the “gun and bible” culture, that’s not a skunk you smell, RIP “Old Portland” and more!  

This week's episode runs the political gamut from offense over the term "Native Americans" to incredulity over British goldfish.  Featuring guest reader Rev. Helen Luv and our weekly From Across the Pond and Wayback Machine segments.  There's something for everyone, but owners of democratic bumper stickers, be ready for a good tongue lashing.

Don't miss this all-Thanksgiving themed episode. Who knew folks had so many weird things to say about Thanksgiving?  And don't forget the Last Word.  Guest reader is science fiction visionary Amber Ackerman!

Episode 11 features many pre-2013 letters as well as two entries from Canada and a nostalgic note From Across the pond. Topics include, a cat, a beagle, rats, possums, pony emissions, millennials, Obama, Hillary, upskirting, nudity and coffee, unAmerican cars and more!

In addition to timely wacky/wacked/weird/wonderful letters, Episode 10 also features our regular segments, From Across the Pond (letters from the UK) with Chris Lock, and two letters from The Wayback Machine (pre-2013).  We're also adding a new feature: The Last Word which is a particularly unusual letter included after the end credits.  Like a Marvel movie tag.  Or "your moment of Zen."  Or an after dinner mint.  This week's Last Word is the reason for our "explicit" label.

Guest reader Mary Lock!  A new "From Across the Pond," three From the Wayback Machine: topics include ticks, bears, cats, dogpoop, garbage, working retail, hell, the Evils of Contraception and more!

Our guest reader is voice actress Zaraya Skea.  We also welcome Overseas Correspondent Chris Lock with a letter from the UK, and an entry from the Wayback Machine.

This episode features a new segment, "From the Wayback Machine" and our topics include suburban blight, gun rights, terrorism and large numbers of children, cops on the beat and painters tape, the United Nations New World Order, eggs, tattoos and body shaming, and more!