Dave and Justin discuss Major Grom: Plague Doctor the #1 show on Netflix this week. Here’s the official synopsis: When a masked vigilante's killing spree throws a city into chaos, a renegade detective and his rookie partner are the only ones who can stop it. Dave enjoyed this Russian homage to 80s American action flicks, whereas Justin was flummoxed from the get-go after being fooled into thinking he was watching a time-travelling movie. The lads also discuss Soviet architecture, and Dave reveals his love of breakdancing.

Should you fry eggs naked? The boys disagree on this one. 

Dave and Justin discuss Fear Street 1994, the #1 show on Netflix this week. Here’s the official synopsis: After a series of brutal slayings, a teen and her friends take on an evil force that's plagued their notorious town for centuries. Justin is just too tired to put up with Simon’s bizarre quips and nonsensical dialog, while Dave takes issue with slapdash 90s nostalgia. There is also a protracted discussion about the ability of bread slicing machine to cut through cranial bone matter.

In which the lads discuss what do for vacation once the pandemic is over. 

Dave and Justin discuss Sex/Life, the #1 show on Netflix this week. Here’s the official synopsis: A suburban wife and mother takes a fantasy-charged trip down memory lane that sets her present on a collision course with her wild-child past. This was an uncomfortably titillating show for the lads. Don’t titillate poor Dave! Justin explains the best way to make the sound of a wet butt hitting the pool deck (slap a watermelon with a spoon), while Dave discusses which countries have the best and worst lovers.

Dave offers ACTUAL REAL advice on how best to paint a bookstore!

Dave and Justin discuss Fatherhood, the #1 show on Netflix this week. Here’s the official synopsis: A widowed new dad copes with doubts, fears, heartache and dirty diapers as he sets out to raise his daughter on his own. Dave and Justin are joined by Robin, co-owner of the new bookstore in town (The Curious Cat Tea & Books). Dave feels like this film is right out of the 90s, while Justin goes slightly apoplectic at its portrayal of a quasi-incompetent father who does not seems to bother reading any books on childcare. Robin beats Dave in a trivia gameshow with her detailed knowledge of alopecia and the Koch brothers.

Dave and Justin tackle the problem of managing expectations at work. 

Dave and Justin discuss Awake, the #1 show on Netflix this week. Here’s the official synopsis: After a global event wipes out humanity's ability to sleep, a troubled ex-soldier fights to save her family as society and her mind spiral into chaos. Dave and Justin are back in the studio this week (no roosters present) and are not super stoked about this film. Justin is confused as to why people are so quick to jump to the "let's sacrifice the child" solution to insomnia, while Dave tells us about his backhoe driver friend who is ready for the apocalypse. Also, Dave auditions to be a naked sun worshiper.

Is the handshake going to be a thing of the past in a post-pandemic world? If so, what would replace it?