The gossip is deep on this one as the gang congratulates new dad, 79 year old Rober De Niro.

Rich is back just in time to discuss Carla's all natural hair care tips. The gang then discusses interactive self pleasure and the latest in vibrator technology. They really are disgusting people. Enjoy.

With Rich away on a meditation treat, Carla and Tim discuss all the important topics in the most depressing episode to date.

The Gang sits down this week to discuss the Dali lama's scandal involving a young boy, Cardi B's reaction, and becoming mile markers on the way up Mt Everest. Carla discusses her new side business, and the gang decide is its sanitary to drink your own urine. The kind of introspective dialogue that solves societal problems. Please like and share.

Tim tells the tale of how he ended up ripping an ankle ligament from the bone on Opening day at Yankee Stadium and Carla and Rich wont let him live it down. The Gang discusses Hot French Politicians, Sports trash talk, and grown men who still are obsessed with professional wrestling.

Rich is back this week to save Carla and Tim from mobilizing TikTok against them. They praise Jonah Hill for making Kanye a fan of the chosen people. Carla discusses raising her kids Jewish. Rich debuts his new favorite jingle by the Jan 6th Prison Glee club, and Tim breaks down the Greatest story ever told.

With Rich not able to make it this show, Tim and Carla are left to discuss the everything from Takeshi 6ix9ine's day at the Spa, to Amanda Bynes making them late for work. This show struck a nerve with the TikTok crowd....enjoy.

Carla is back from her motherland and spinning yarns about the sites and culture of Colombia, which apparently includes Donkey Sex. It's a very educational episode of Why Are You Like This?!

With Carla in Colombia, Tim and Rich hold court. They talk about the comedy career of Tom Brady, Tim would love to host for TB12, Finding a skull in your soup, The ballad of Rich Budd Dwyer, and the Hippos of Colombia Documentary on Hulu.

This week the gang discusses the TLC show MILF Manor, causing Carla to pitch her own trash TV dating show. Izabella Oakerson joins in to break down just how young she thinks her mom could date. Family bonding at its most awkward.