Why Did I Write That?!

Diary 6, Episode 4: More mundane high school details. I have some interviews to find a co-op placement and lots of play practices. 

Diary 6, Episode 4: Another sexy trip to the cabin, lots of driving around, being cornered by annoying drunk girls at parties. 

Diary 6, Episode 3: Exam season. Lots of complaining about cramming for exams, which inspires a "cheer up" flower delivery.

Diary 6, Episode 2: Life imitates art as Anner and I find inventive ways to keep warm at the cabin, and I include a cover page from an Archie Comic to illustrate this. 

Diary 6, Episode 1: Over a year since Diary 5, and I have done a LOT of growing up. Gone is my careful, anatomical language in favour of more colourful, porno-inspired descriptions. In the intervening period, I had sex for the first time. Sadly, or perhaps luckily, no written record of this monumental moment exists. However, my writing shows a new level of comfort with all things sexual, particularly what I considered deviant. 

With Special Guest, my sister Rebecca, defending her reputation and getting just as grossed out as me with some of my behaviours. 

Diary 5, Episode 8: Zoolander has a litter of 4 kittens, then gets hit by a car, saddling me with 4-day old kittens. Plenty more horrid descriptions of newly budding sexuality. 

Diary 5, Episode 7: If not for the lack of condoms, I totally would have gone all the way with Anner. That will have to wait.  Safety first, kids!

Diary 5, Episode 6: I get my license, have lots of dance recitals, and scar a pizza delivery boy for life by answering the door in my bra. 

Diary 5, Episode 5: Lots of euphemisms for masturbation, a birthday party, and beginning to think if I would like to have sex at some point soon, 

Diary 5, Episode 4: Another 24-hour famine full of shenanigans, I try to pre-plan some dirty talk, and my mother continues to embarrass me.