Why Did We Ever Meet?

Happy Holidays! We've brought you an extra special present for the holidays...our first interview episode! Bear with us as we master that process. Our first guest is a very special one to us. Writer, Director, Producer Chris Seaver has been cultivating his absurdist corner on the low budget film market for 30 years. We discuss the ups and downs of making your own films for 3 decades and what that looks like in 2020. But that's not ALL we talk about! Chris is a dear friend of mom & dad's for 16 or so years. This conversation was everything we'd hoped for. Chris is very candid about himself, his career, and life in general. So unbelievably happy we were able to record this with him. We hope you all enjoy the interview and enjoy your holiday season! We love you!

WHOO BOY what a weird night we have to discuss! We start out with some light fodder by showering praises on 2 of the best films of 2020; Sound Of Metal & Freaky. But, we quickly turn to the events of the following evening involving Ashley, Cash, Wes, and what happens when someone is unknowingly woken from a dead sleep. It's...it's really something. We also take a trip to the Conspiracy Corner to discuss Kurt Cobain's death and if it's linked to Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. You read that right.

Welcome to "The Episode That Almost Wasn't". This was take 2 on this week's episode because, well...we logged onto Omegle and it did not go well. Cash & The Equinox tell us about the teenage experience with this hellscape of a website.

So, you find out what it's like to log onto a site that probably shouldn't even exist. The dangers of talking to strangers still exists, kids. Wes explains why he doesn't like John Hughes (things get into the weeds a bit, but it makes sense). They also discuss their love of Adam Sandler and the evolution of teenage boy shit. Join us in a recap of the one that got away.

Thanksgiving is over and the holiday bullshit is here! The family talks about the difficulty of buying clothes for a growing teen and gift buying in general. We also delve into Cash's pants choices and what ol' Dad completely refuses to budge on. Wes & Ash discuss the movie Butt Boy and why you should definitely see it. We also return to the Conspiracy Corner for a particularly unnerving TikTok that surfaced this weekend. AND...the family gets into the holiday spirit with Pass Or Trash: Xmas Movie Edition. A hefty holiday helping of silliness (rounded out with a particularly dirty song to close the show...we apologize in advance).

Mom & Dad steer the ship this weekwith a discussion of 2 films-The Bad Seed (1956) and The Vanishing (1988)-lead to some interesting discussion on love, loss, and all the "what if" scenarios associated with the loss of a loved one. They also discuss school pictures, bullying conservative pundits for for sport, how stupid masucilinity is, and Pass Or Trash: Sexiest Man Alive Edition goes about as you'd expect. Let us getcha laughing on Spanksgiving week!

A potpourri of insanity this week. What begins as a normal conversation about the week quickly transitions into Ashley discussing her broken relationship with her father and it just goes from there. The new movie The Dark & The Wicked, as well as Chris LaMartina's What Happens Next Will Scare You are discussed with love and admiration. Sandwiches, dog humping and the RETURN of Pass or Trash! Get into it!

Another topsy turvy episode...but in a GOOD way! As the country found out that we've rid ourselves of this garbage ass president & his dogshit family, it helped folks breathe a little easier. Once again, The Allen Club decided to live in the moment and wants to sit in their feelings regarding the election results. Do not fear! Shit gets silly and out of control. Candy and cookies are eaten, Cash says disgusting stuff, and we analyze Wish.com underwear ads.

Not a typical episode. No Pass or Trash, No Conspiracy Corner. We're like all of you...we're feeling that cloud hanging over our heads, too. So, we talk about that. We talk about our concerns, we talk about fears of what the coming weeks could look like. Just felt like we needed to. Not all sad stuff, though! We talk about Carnival of Souls, the new Craft Legacy, Books of Blood and many more spooktastic movies. Halloween hangover is upon us...looks like it's gonna take a stiff one to get over this.

Week 3 of Halloweening finds a grumpy dad who's annoyed by everything...which you all seem to love anyway! The Allen Club digs into Black Christmas (2019), Creature Of The Black Lagoon, and The Blob (1958). Plus, another unsettling episode of Conspiracy Corner. Pass or Trash brings the snack cakes back, this time we breakdown Hostess. Listen, subscribe, spread the word!

The Halloween Spectacular continues! We discuss the movie Spontaneous (now streaming), Rosemary's Baby, and other devilish fun. Cash brings us another creepypasta to slurp up on Conspiracy Corner AND we get a tasty Pass Or Trash. This episode is bursting at the seams with silliness. Enter if you dare...