Imagine a world where every opinion you have is so perfect that your friends call you every night to tell you how right you are. A world where when you have little to no idea about what somebody else is talking about, you can say, "Oh yes, I have quite a number of friends who feel exactly the same way."

Picture a situation where you are confronted by someone who insists you are a homophobe. All you would have to say to deal with this lesser mind is, "I have gay friends, and they think I'm great."

That might be your world. Listen up.