Why Don't They Make This?

By Why Don't They Make This

Why Don't They Make This? The podcast where we ask the question, "why don't they make this?" Chris Paschall and Israel Wright live every movie buff's dream of telling everyone what they think would ma... more

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The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.

Why Don't They Make This? episodes:

December 13, 2024 Pettifogger
Chris tells Izzy about his script, wherein a competent but down on his luck ambulance chasing lawyer gets embroiled in a crazy scheme with politicians, pornstars and billionaires!
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54min
November 29, 2024 A Cute Couple
Izzy spins his yarn about a cute couple who go for an intimate cabin in the woods, only to find that their being stalked by a cult. But what's this?! They knew, and they've lured the cult into a trap! Shenanigans ensue with all the brutal outcomes you might expect. Enjoy!
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44min
November 15, 2024 MERCCS
Chris dives into the script for a movie he was commissioned to write called "MERCS." It's an action-packed movie about a group of mercenaries hired to depose a would-be dictator, but is everything actually what it seems? Listen in to find out!
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56min
October 31, 2024 Horror Franchises
Chris and Israel contemplate horror franchises that kept going long past their originality expiration date, and which ones they would like to see more of.
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35min
October 24, 2024 Jeepers Creeper 2
Izzy brings to life his vision Jeepers Creepers 2 and explains where the Jeepers Creepers franchise should have gone with their sequel. Listen to what we were denied!
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50min
October 10, 2024 The Good, the Bad and the Zombie
To kick off spooky season, Chris lays out his script for what he believes is an actually GOOD zombie western. The genre has been explored, but good grief do they all suck. But not this one! (Hopefully) So sit back and get your judgey hats on for this week's spooktacular episode of Why Don't They Make This?
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52min
September 26, 2024 ASH
This week on "Why Don't They Make This?" Izzy's turn to tell us a tale of woe and redemption and whatever else is rattling around in that noggin of his. This week's idea is called Ash and it's a fun one, so strap in for an epic fantasy adventure with duels and magic and glowing blood.
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45min
September 12, 2024 Evie and Beck Kill a Monster
Chris is up with an idea that he's been working on for a few years and has actually written short scripts and treatments for: Evie and Beck Kill a Monster.

Synopsis: When Evie’s ne'er do well brother accidentally turns her dishwasher into an interdimensional portal, all hell breaks loose. Interdimensional beings, known as Voids, begin coming into their world. Evie and her best friend, Beck, a ball-busting police officer, with the help of a surly agent named Faulkner, must stop the Voids from taking over our dimension.
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50min
August 29, 2024 Airheart
It's Izzy's turn this week to share his idea for a film and it's a good one.

Synopsis: On an alternate steampunk version of Earth, where all combat happens in the air, a hero who is driven by his strong sense of honor and has given up any earthbound life is shot down. Rescued by a woman, he is now reminded of what he's been fighting for and must decide if he's going to return to his duty or remain with the woman he now loves.
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39min
August 15, 2024 Ceres
It's the first episode! Chris and Israel are jumping right into this little podcast experiment and talking about a sci-fi thriller that Chris has had rolling around in his head for quite awhile: Ceres. They walk through Chris' story (what there is of it) and discuss what the movie would be trying to say. All in all, a fun exploration of an idea.

Synopsis: In the not too distant future, earth has discovered a new element on the dwarf planet Ceres. This element solves all of the earth's energy needs and allows technology to rapidly progress. But what secret does this new element hide? Listen and find out!
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43min

FAQs about Why Don't They Make This?:

How many episodes does Why Don't They Make This? have?

The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.