why i couldn’t finish…

By worm eaters

a podcast about books/movies/tv shows from the perspective of two noncommittal cowards.

from the minds of James (@polarized._.bear) and Frankie (@goblinvamp) comes a podcast that explores fast food, ... more

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The podcast currently has 23 episodes available.

why i couldn’t finish… episodes:

February 25, 2026 episode 21: iron lung / good boy
SPOILER ALERT!!! The dog doesn't die, and Markiplier has HUGE breasts :)

james - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart
OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish
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57min
February 10, 2026 episode 20: heated rivalry
welcome to the cottage. they might finish each other off, but we won't...

james - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart
OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish
graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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55min
April 20, 2025 episode 19: jackass
hi im johnny knoxville and this is bake off. this is the only one where we actually talk about the media we’re reviewing like the whole time….

james - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish
graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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59min
August 01, 2024 episode 18: everyone wants Lord of the Rings to happen to them
in which we order Burger King and discuss who should have kissed, per usual. send us all of your muppet lotr fanart. please. please. please.
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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1h 21min
June 27, 2024 episode 17: Dirk Gently’s Hollistic Detective Agency more like ….
jerk it gently, hole … listen to us rant more about doctor who, smiling friends, and preacher than the actual topic of this episode! and send us your ponysonas!
james - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
graphics done by @ jess_irv
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58min
January 17, 2024 episode 16: look up Doctor Who in the dictionary…
LOOK UP GENOCIDE IN THE DICTIONARY AND NEXT TO IT IS A PICTURE OF ME
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
graphics by @ jess_irv <3
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1h 18min
July 08, 2023 episode 15: crime alley edition (or: Batman is inherently homosexual)
we discuss our favourite batmans, fall out boy, and a bunch of other junk. be sure to send us your favourite batman parents death scene!
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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55min
June 24, 2023 episode 14: peacemaker
from slaughterhouse 5 to the worst of chinese buffets, this week’s episode has it all.
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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49min
January 17, 2023 episode 13: (life update) & x-men!!
this week we dive back into the podcast with some comic books and a surprising amount of the simpsons.
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
...more
55min
September 20, 2022 wics ep. 1: fearless vampire killers; or pardon me but this movie sucks
today marks the beginning of our Halloween series! this has taken so much planning and a lot of scrapped media so i hope you enjoy!
jay - @ polarized._.bear
frankie - @ goblinvamp
maddi - @ ladybug.lunch
OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish
new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
...more
55min

FAQs about why i couldn’t finish…:

How many episodes does why i couldn’t finish… have?

The podcast currently has 23 episodes available.