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Dads hate ordering from a drive through.  Just ask one...  

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New phone, who dis?  Let me read you a 2 day text conversation from a mysterious woman named, "Alice."

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The world was RUINED when a ban on public smoking was put into effect.  We need first and second hand smoke.  I'll tell you why.

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Someone died - now what?  You're inconvenienced, that's what.  

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Can a movie ticket, Peanut M&M's & over priced popcorn drive you to the brink of madness?  Let's find out...

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Your social media accounts have turned you into a monster.  A monster!  The average human has no business with this much power at their fingertips.  And as usual, people ruin everything...

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Forgot one of your passwords?  Great.  Listen in while I discuss how you'll waste the rest of the day resetting the password you "knew" you wouldn't forget this time."

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A deep dive into why words like "bae", "preggers", "delish" (and more) need to be removed from your vocabulary immediately.  

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