This episode starts with something simple: trying to get internet set up.
And somehow turns into a full breakdown of modern life.

I talk about how unnecessarily difficult internet companies make everything, why relying on other people sucks, and how expensive it is just to exist on your own in Canada right now. Bills, rent, groceries, gas, tools — it all adds up fast.

From there, things take a turn. I touch on a disturbing crime in Calgary, why living with your parents isn’t shameful anymore, and how the cost of living has completely changed what “normal” looks like.

And somehow… we end up talking about flying porta potties and whether you’d rather survive or die in one.

It’s a bit of a roller coaster — frustration, dark humor, reality checks, and random thoughts — but it all ties back to one thing: life doesn’t need to be this complicated.

Highlights

• Why internet companies are infuriating

• Trying to live independently in Canada

• The real cost of “adulting”

• Living with your parents (no shame)

• A shocking Calgary crime

• Cost of groceries, gas, tools, and bills

• A very unnecessary porta-potty thought experiment