Procrastination is often portrayed as a weakness, a flaw in character, or a bad habit to be eliminated. Productivity gurus warn against it, self-help books promise to cure it, and teachers and employers condemn it. Yet despite all the criticism, procrastination remains incredibly popular. People of all ages, professions, and cultures engage in it regularly. More interestingly, many people don’t just procrastinate—they perform it. They strategize, compete with time, push limits, and feel a rush of adrenaline when deadlines approach. This raises an intriguing question: why does procrastination feel like a sport?