You may actually learn something from this episode. Clay gets blindsided by a guest who actually knows what the fuck they are talking about for once. It's a new experience for him. Then two ruffians come and ruin the second half of the podcast. You'll love it. I'm sure of that.

The guys have a guest on. He's pretty okay, I guess. They talk about Dean Koontz's Godzilla novel, memes, and stunts. Clay also sinks into another deep depression about his youth. That's fun to listen to.

Daniel and Clay finally tell you who writes these descriptions, we know you've been dying to find out. We also watch the movie Super. Most importantly, we talk about Kevin Bacon, and a world where Zach Galifianakis is extremely buff. CHECK IT OUT!

Daniel and Clay watch Fantastic Four. Daniel asks a lot of questions about the show Forever. We also talk about Chiclets gum, Jessica Alba's powers over the sun, over use of puns, and Clay's favorite Marvel character. We promise the podcast is more FANTASTIC than the movie. We like to lower the bar.

Daniel and Clay watch a movie about some kids making a really fucked up home video. They talk about the films that influenced this movie, there are a lot. We also talk about Josh Trank and how he crippled himself through twitter, much like anyone who uses twitter cripples themselves emotionally.

With a name that long, you think they'd make a quality film. Daniel and Clay drink and talk about how assumptions shouldn't be made based on title length. They also talk about the general "Meh" that was one of the years biggest blockbusters. There is also conversation about Ben Affleck's chubby Bat-face.

Daniel and Clay talk about the good you can do if you are Superman. They also talk about what good you can't do if you are just some idiot with superpowers. Listen to them talk about a movie that loves telling you that Superman is basically Jesus.

Clay and Daniel watch one of the films that began this current generation of superhero films. It's kind of like meeting Einstein before he created the H-bomb. How do they feel about the one of the originators of their pain, and therefore this podcast? 

Daniel and Clay talk about one of the most expensive, most impressive superhero films of all time. Weird, right? We also have a nice chat about continuity and the people who make us angry. It's a rip-roaring time!

You thought Howard the Duck was bad? Think again, Turkey! This movie is in a league of its own. It's so bad that it may or may not have made one of the hosts sick! Please help, every day is torture.