We come upon yet another public story of a Christian fundamentalist with an externalist facade imploding all over the TV screen to the delight of the TLC reality show producers. There is a form of religiosity that lacks the power thereof, and the story is only told a billion times over around the world. Considering the extraordinary number of catastrophes coming upon a great many homeschooling and fundamentalist families, we lay out the five core issues that are too often missing among those who appear to be the most religious.