Why the Tattoos – From teardrop tattoos that scream “arrest me” to full-body ink that covers every inch of skin, I break down the weird, wild world of tattoos—and why some choices just don’t make sense. Along the way, I rant about goth phases, mohawks, my wife roasting my tattoo ideas, and even how my dad’s “you’re not special” talk turned into surprisingly good advice. It’s funny, blunt, and a little chaotic—just like this podcast.