The Mikey Podcast

Why You Should NEVER Vote by Mail | Ep 338 (Ad Supported)


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You mailed in your ballot, felt good, maybe even posted a “Look at me, I care about democracy” selfie. Cute.
Meanwhile, your vote went on a sketchy road trip through a bureaucracy powered by part-time temps and grandmas with Werther’s breath 👵🍬

This week, I’ll show you the actual process of mail-in voting… and spoiler alert: it’s trash 🗑️

From signature scanning failures to “ballot duplication,” it’s a mess.
Your ballot gets passed around more than a joint at a Snoop Dogg concert 🚬💨
It’s not a conspiracy. It’s how it works.

🔍 Inside this episode:

  • 🧓 A 20-year California election worker breaks the silence

  • ❌ Why Prop 50 is a straight-up scam (vote NO, obviously)

  • 📩 Mail-in voting = bad. In-person voting = still kinda sucks, but less bad

  • 🗳️ Arnold Schwarzenegger’s plan to save democracy isn’t even that dumb

  • 🇺🇸 Why we need a national voting holiday—and not just an hour off if your boss feels generous

⚠️ This is your final warning: Vote in person if you give a damn about your vote being counted the way you filled it out.

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