Commend Grant for his long run ability to hold back a cough, then laugh at his frost-ridden facial hair. Mark has completed his desk metamorphosis and talked with some old dudes about baseball.

Grant brings Thatababy. Pedantry thrives in the most delightful way, followed by appropriately chastising the parents.

Mark brings Garfield. Cheap isn’t bad, but it can be expedient.

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