The witches are on a lunar kick, so they're talking about a Moon GOD (which they don't feel 100%, but it's still a dope story...including a bit of Bowie talk). Shannon intros the most lettuce-y lettuce of all time, and one that walks on the wild side. The description of the plant gets surprisingly phallic, but it's a good time. Promise.

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