Wilko & Courts

• Buy a house, get a wife! The ultimate twofer
• Married people - get ready to get your kit off (legally)
• Get to the chopper!
• Greys Anatomy IS medically accurate? Who knew...
• The Lord told me to steal
• Do NOT help your boss today
• We're finally onboard with a Gen Z thing!
• Check your quotes before you quote someone

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A school is so fed up with their students using the mirrors in the bathrooms for TikTok so they took the mirrors away. Kind of like how they took the doors away in our office here lol 

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• There's a new game that's like Pokemon but really absolutely isn't
• Incognito mode isn't that incognito
• Get ready! The doomsday clock is changing tomorrow
• We can all get around some sister/sister drama
• What is the deal with Stanley cups? (No really, someone please explain)
• Why not send a wedding invite to a former President
• The greatest food naming rights battle since pavlova. 

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Gemini, today's Wistful reading is for you but if you're not a Gemini you may ALSO feel attacked by this one...

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Oh ambitious, brave and honest Scorpios - you're both ambitious and brave to be even listening to Wistful's honest reading of your stars. Here it is! 

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Taylor Swift's friends are dropping hints that her new album is on the way. We've found out that we're accidental Swifties. 

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A psychologist has determined that men are in the toilet longer than women because it is their safe space. Men everywhere rejoice!! Women everywhere shudder with anger!! 

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• A couple are suing Madonna and we aren't mad about it
• Don't eat ANYTHING without signing a waiver
• Unfortunate company email names
• We're obsessed with this influencers baby name shortlist
• No one pats themselves on the back quite like Don Don
• Women - your power is in your eye water
• Our hot take on the cozzie of livvie
• Apple are really coming for Courts and her parenting 

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Pisceans! It's your turn for Wistful to give you a reading. Good luck out there xx 

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It's World Penguin Day! We celebrate by talking to the zookeeper who minds Canberra's cutest little residents. 

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