Eastern challengers? No chance. No (All-Star Starter) Cade? No problem. The Detroit Pistons have rattled off 4 straight wins from our last show, including a massively important statement game against the Boston Celtics and then shutting down Piston trade dream darling Trey Murphy III. Their defense has been the best in the league for the last two months (a DEFRTG of 99.8 in 2026!!!), but their offense has been... a bit of a mess. On top of that, their is congestion in the rotation, and as the season nears the trade deadline on February 5th, the Pistons have some tough decisions to make. Mickey and Harry go over their options, wax poetic about their defense, and give some props to Dunc, Unc, and Duren. Plus, the Order tries to name each others' Non-Piston Player Crushes.