Chinggay and Patty trudge through another round of mediocre movies saved by one gem and one gem alone. There’s the yearly call to arms protesting the Time For x Miracles of Christmas movies, and an unfortunately messy Mahogany movie with what would have been a promising cast (hello again, Ronnie Rowe Jr.). Hallmark’s Fascination with a Foreign Land transports us to Norway this week, and we’re also whipped off to a fake kingdom where Will Kemp pretends to be a Count. Disclaimer: we slept through many of the week’s duds.

Time for Her to Come Home for Christmas (Shenaie Grimes-Beech, Chris Carmack, Grace Leer)

Christmas with a Kiss (Mishael Morgan, Ronnie Rowe Jr., Jaime M. Calica)

My Norweigan Holiday (Rhiannon Fish, David Elsendoorn)

A Not So Royal Christmas (Brooke D'Orsay, Will Kemp)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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