Will You Accept This Chisme?

Join the chismosas as they recap some of the most wholesome hometowns they've seen! Alma expresses her newly (& deeply) established love for Brandon, Melanie explains why Rodney's departure brought tears to her eyes,  and both chismosas debate what Michelle's possible top two might be next week. As always please leave us a five-star rating or comment wherever you listen to your podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the Chismosas as they return to bring you the latest chisme from Michelle's journey! Alma expresses her love for Brandon and why he should be the next bachelor we get, Melanie is over the word females and Martin's lack of respect for Michelle, and both chismosas still try to crack the code for why Clayton is *allegedly* our next Bachelor. Remember to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you listen to your podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas this week as they recap everything that went down in week 3 of Michelle's journey! Alma is devastated by yet another busted top four, Melanie is swooned by Chris G's spoken word, and both chismosas analyze the magic of men in glasses. As always please leave us a review or five-star rating! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they break down week two of Michelle's journey! Melanie shares what she would bring as her photo album, Alma feels personally attacked for Rodney's lack of apple knowledge, and both chismosas wish they had a student like Mia in their classrooms. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they embark on their fifth season and celebrate one year of podcasting! They discuss their initial thoughts on the men fighting for Michelle's love. Melanie realizes some of the men's intro photos did not do them justice,  Alma is suspicious of what "pizzapreneur" really means. (hint it involves dominos) and they both realize this might not be the most dramatic season in Bachelorette history. As always please subscribe, rate, and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they recap the final episode of Bachelor in Paradise! Melanie once and for all declares her undying love for Thomas and proclaims him as the best redemption story in Bachelor history, while Alma cannot get over her love of Jorena (Joe and Serena) and solicits acting classes for Thomas' "crying" act, and they both give their final thoughts on this year's paradise finale couples. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they bravely made it through the most unnecessary three hour episode of paradise. Melanie deals with the fall out of her (now) EX sweet angel baby Ivan, Alma is living for all the Wells screen time she received, and they provide all their loyal chismosas with a free love language therapy session. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they make it through this week's lovefest on the beach. Melanie makes the devastating realization she isn't Team Ivan for the first time ever, Alma shares her frustration with Tia's "china pot", and they both agree that sour cream only belongs on a well-prepared taco served on a plate. As always please make sure to leave us a five-star rating and a review if you can! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they finally get to see Brendan and Pieper get the F@#$ out of Mexico. Melanie starts questioning Ivan and his paradise decisions, Alma actually agrees with Thomas for once, and they both try to wrap their heads around the toes & whip cream combo. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they get right into the shit show that was paradise this week. Alma fully vents her complete disgust and hatred for Brendan, Melanie solidifies her love for Thomas, and they both try to understand why the beach union didn't give Natasha the same energy they gave Jessenia. As always please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay chismosas!