Will You Accept This Roach?

Joey's season has finally begun! Fire up your doobies, grab your grinders and gummies, and get ready to watch the cute angel baby that is Joey start his dramatic journey to find love.

For the first time in the history of this franchise, an engaged couple actually gets married within a month of the finale. This wedding was basically an awards show and took place at La Quinta, home of the quarantine Bachelor seasons. Listen as we watch and judge the F out of everyone's red carpet outfits.

Happy holidays, stoners! In this special episode, we attempt to find a Hallmark Christmas movie starring hunky Brennan Elliott, from our favorite Bachelor dark satire, UnReal. We searched, and we found him! Have a happy stoner holiday!

It's the finale! In this extra long episode, Gerry picks his forever wife and cries a lot. It's a happy ending, but there is drama! Listen as we conclude this season, and stay tuned for our annual episode of High for the Holidays!

In the penultimate episode, we see how old people "knock boots." It's sex week! We are joined by Brad, who was with us on last season's fantasy suites episode, and this take is just as hilarious. Listen as we try to figure out what Gerry is really thinking with the last two contestants! Stay tuned for next week's season finale!

It's the Women Tell All! Of course these women are all BFFs and there is zero drama, except for Gerry's decision of who to send home before fantasy suites. We were legitimately shocked and angry and don't know how to handle this and there isn't enough weed in the world.

We're back! In this episode, Gerry meets three families at the hometowns, drops the L word on two of the women, and then freezes at the rose ceremony! Gerry has cried at every one of these, and this time, he just can't do it. Stay tuned for the Women Tell All!

This episode starts off with the women doing aquafit and generally getting along super well. Gerry decides which 3 crying women he'll go home with. Next up, Hometowns!

In this episode, we finally see what Pickleball is all about! Log Lady Kathy continues to cause drama and the ladies play never-have-I-ever, much to our enjoyment. There are six ladies left, so stay tuned for our stoner commentary for the next episode!

In this episode, we finally are getting some DRAMA. Kathy (AKA Log Lady) has disrupted the sanctity of the household because she doesn't like when Theresa says words. We also get a talent show, balloon rides, and fancy pink dresses. Grab a joint, and join us as we get stoned for Golden Bachelor!