Jess and Liz talk the finale of Peter's season. They chat Peter and Madi’s over-involved families, Hannah Ann’s surprise at Peter’s proposal, and the amazing Barb shade at ATFR.

Jess and Liz talk the fantasy suite episode of Peter's season. They chat the new forced proximity set up, who sucks in the Madi-Peter fantasy suite drama, and the middling quality of the suites this season.

Jess and Liz talk episode three of Peter's season. They chat Victoria’s line dancing date, the curse of Jed and Peter’s resulting paranoia, and what type of sleuthing they’d do if they were the Bachelorette.

Jess and Liz talk episode two of Peter's season. They chat the continued Hannah drama, why it's best not to show your unhappiness to the producers, and Maddie's fake fan account.

Jess and Liz talk episode one of Peter's season. They chat aviation puns, Hannah's return, and just what Chris Harrison was doing this whole episode.

Jess and Liz discuss cast bios. They predict frontrunners, villains, and who's mostly likely to start a fight.

After their failed attempt to recap the sand and tequila behemoth that is Bachelor in Paradise, Jess and Liz are back for the off season. They talk Bachelor gossip and begin recapping a critical work from the Bachelor literary canon, Andi Dorfman's memoir It's Not Okay.

Jess and Liz check in on Bachelor in Paradise. They talk Demi's relationship, why JPJ could never handle being the Bachelor, and who the contestants would eat first if they had to resort to cannibalism. 

Jess and Liz talk Hannah's season finale! They discuss Jed's dog food jingle, Hannah and Jed's break up, and whether Hannah and Tyler's date will actually turn into anything more.

Jess and Liz talk episode 11 of Hannah's season. They dissect Luke's last ditch attempt to be with Hannah, just how high Garrett was at the Men Tell All, and who they'd cast in the Bachelorette Hollywood movie.