HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3

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0:00 - Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly)

2:13 - They're Red For An Amazing Reason

4:33 - I Never Considered That Dr. Pepper Could Be A Woman

6:05 - HAPPY CHINEVE

7:03 - Bad Bitches Weather Advisory

9:41 - I Want A Drivers License Because You Need White People Paperwork

13:58 - Sports Betting Retrospective (I Was Right vs. No You Weren't)

17:12 - Drake Maye Looked Like He Was Gonna Kill Himself

20:47 - Mike Tyson Humiliation Ritual / GLP-1 Ad

23:10 - Let The Ad Soak Into Your Soul (Ironically Of Course)

26:55 - Ding Dong Ditch...Your FUCKING RING CAMERAS

28:31 - Super Bowl Ads Are Just Evil Now (Fuck AI)

30:38 - Nobody Watching The Olympics

33:29 - THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING

34:54 - Why Does Everybody Wanna Be Chinese Right Now?

37:45 - How To Say Xi Jinping (Please Come Save Us Or Whatever)

38:56 - Being Chinese Disclaimer

40:48 - Giving The World Up To China vs. Fumbling The World In General

43:35 - BRO I CAN'T OWN SHIT NOW!

45:16 - We Get Angry For A Couple Days, And Then We Post

46:46 - The World Is Run By Pedophiles And Now Even Your Mom Knows That

47:43 - Remember When We All Hung Out On RedNote?

51:47 - What's A Fire Horse?

53:00 - How To Say Penjamin In Mandarin

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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edited by Jake Jurich

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