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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Experiencing a Higher Than Normal Call Volume!
• Paul Read the Razzmatazz Clause!
• Safe Spaces and Therapy Dogs!
• Dave Loves To Love Everyone!
• Jeff Bezos Couldn't Give a Fuck About William Shatner's Space Experience!
• T.J. Hooker!
• Florida Man Returns Intermittently!
• Banana Slicer Saves Marriage!
• Mrs. Toledo! IS SHE STILL ALIVE??!!?!?!
• Banana Blow Job Practice!
• Gummy Bear Cleanse!
• Explosive Green Apple Splatters!
• Anal Leakage!
• 20 Gummy Bears Destroy a Woman!
• Deathly Farts!
• 1000 Rotting Corpses Vomiting!
• Sore Starfish!
• No Murdaugh Updates Today!
• American Horror Story Explodes Our Heads! All 4 Of Them!
• Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!
• UFOs Are Coming!
• Stupid Humans!
• Climate Change Will Kill Us, Not the Earth!
• Human Stupidity!
• Social Media is Awful!
• Narcissistic Personality Disorder!
• Funeral Home Ghosts!
• "Heathers"!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Russell Howard Show - Bezos Sends Shatner to Space!
• Hutzler Banana Slicer!
• Haribo 5lb Bag of Sugarless Gummy Bears!
• You Can Mimic Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!
• "Heathers"!

MUSIC CREDIT!
Opening Music, "Dank Halloween", Graciously Supplied By: Shane Ivers

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