(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.

This episode is sponsored by: Donny’s Avocados

ft. MACKENZIE JAMIESON - Wind-Sir / Fleming

JONAH - Old Crouchy / Viscount de Beaumarchais

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Harold / Elizabeth

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lord Buckets / Lukey

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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