In Absolute Power, Shifu teaches Daniel a very important lesson - man cannot be trusted with anything important because they will fuck it up. Send us your fanfic on how this would have gone if Sam or Hammond had been the one to receive Shifu's knowledge.

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In 2010, things are quite a bit different. There are transporters and the gate is out in the open! But how much does a ticket to Chulak cost? How quickly did the whole infertility thing happen? What would you have wanted to bring back from SG1's 2010?

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Stargate SG1 is leaving Netflix as of November 30, but is now available as part of Amazon Prime.

In Chain Reaction, Hammond's "retirement" sets off a series of events that lead to Maybourne's freedom? Jack's snark is in peak form this week with both Maybourne and Kinsey to play off of.

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Apophis is back and up to his old shenanigans in The Serpent's Venom. Did you know that Daniel is very smart and can translate text in two minutes that other people have been trying to translate for years? We introduce a new segment: Shower Thoughts From Kerri! We also have listener feedback that gives a whole new perspective on Beneath the Surface.

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Osiris returns to life this week in The Curse! The misdirect is a little too obvious, though, in this episode. Dr. Fraiser manages to synthesize a goa'uld tranquilizer and it's never mentioned or used ever again. And just how long was Sarah Osiris?

Joe Mallozzi had an idea for a follow-up episode featuring Steven that never came to fruition but sounds really cool and we want to see it!

And we finish up with a book rec! Hench: A Novel by Natalie Zina Walschots.

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THE GOA'ULD ARE REAL! AND THEY LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!! Maybe…. They're called Worm Goby down there.

What was it that caused the recall device to be activated? Why do we never get to hear Sam's plan until it's time for the plan to be put into action? They use the word nudge a lot in this episode. Joy paper!! And another round of live Googling…

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Aliens have come to Earth this week in Point of No Return. What does Jack do during his downtime? RIP to Willie Garson. You were amazing as Martin. We also get a bit of an art history lesson and learn more about The Thinker. Why, when weird stuff happens, does SG1 dismiss the possibilities so quickly? THEY WORK WITH ALIENS.

Also, let us know if you have any Wormhole X-Treme drinking games.

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In Beneath the Surface everyone is literally dirty hot. And we're not mad at it. But who exactly were all the workers before they were sent down? Were they possibly criminals and this is the new jail? What exactly is the backstory of this society where they decided enslaving part of the population was the route to go?

Scorched Earth is actually a divisive episode this week for us. Kerri likes it, Rachael not as much. All the questions that get asked at the end really should have been asked at the beginning. With a project like the Enakaran relocation, did they ever meet General Hammond?

We also finally get some feedback on the Jack/Sam moments we may have missed over the years and an explanation about Jack's usage of "niner" in The First Ones.

We finally make it to Kerri's favorite episode with The First Ones! You also gotta give it up to Dion Johnstone for his portrayal of Chaka in this episode cos he knocked it out of the park. (But he does seem to be bad luck for SG-11…) If anybody out there might know why Jack calls for Sierra Gulf One One Niner when he's trying to get ahold of SG-11, please let us know why Jack says niner. Because we are confused. This episode also opens up a lot of questions about how exactly the goa'uld evolved from this state to the god-imitating, galaxy-dominating megalomaniacs. What is the plural of Unas?