CONTENT WARNING: Brief discussion of sexual assault.

In this episode, just how long was Hathor wandering around the Earth? We come up with the newest SG spin-off: The Goa'uld Scientist! And remember, if you need to stop someone being murdery, just get them drunk!

This week, Daniel is dead! Or is he? Why exactly does Nem have a machine to alter memories? Why can't that game be named Shen? And just how long was Daniel on Nem's planet?

This week on Bloodlines, Teal'c has a family! We discuss our favorite Hail to the Chief lyrics. Why does that one priest have an XBox symbol on his forehead? Would you kill baby Hitler? And find out what it's like to get "whipped" by Tony Amendola.

This week, we're joined by the always lovely Brihana as old experiments on the gate are uncovered in The Torment of Tantalus.

This week as we discuss Thor's Hammer, we may also have solved the greatest conflict in Stargate: why do the goa'uld in the show look nothing like the goa'uld in the movie? And also, SG1 puts an entire civilization in danger.....

This week, Jack eats some cake, Linear A is finally deciphered, and just how many new memos does each SG mission generate? Listen in as we discuss Brief Candle.

This week we discuss The Nox. How exactly does their cloaking work? And is the Goa'uld personal shield all Teal'c's fault?

This week we cover SG1's Cold Lazarus, find out Vancouver is Canada's sulfur supplier, and let you know why Chicago is called The Windy City (hint: it's not a weather thing). 

This week we're joined by The Cobra Guys, Mikey and Jeremy, to discuss the episode The First Commandment. We also remember Cliff Simon and his time as Ba'al.

Listen in as we talk about The Broca Divide. Learn about the Minoans and Australopithecus. Are SG1s pop culture references a good thing? And who would win in an eyebrow off: Teal'c or The Rock?