Normally tony does these but he's outside right now so I get to talk about whatever I want. This duck walks into a drug store and he waddles up to the counter and says to the clerk "Sir, I would like to buy some lip balm" and the clerk who apparently doesn't give a shit about a talking duck for some reason says "will that be cash or check" and the duck oh fuck tony is bak

i hurt my finger opining s jsr of salsa shir fuck i need rhar fingwer to rypw

wow... powerful

We went to Bigfoot camp. I've lost seven pounds since getting back from some really heavy shitting.

I was going to do some transphobia but ended up talking about classic sci fi

Precroissant by WINEMOM

It is 6:38 am (American Morning Time) and I am waking up drunk to upload this.

This one is actually really funny and I don't know how to do an ironic caption so I;ll leave you with this: a blind man walks down a road, but a deaf man runs

The wokest episode yet! Sam revives the fan favorite Confess to a Crime segment. I still don't know how to swim.

Greg fycks up.