Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes!

In this very special episode of Winestrology,  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man!

Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastry between Bee and Mr. Vice Grip Virgo! And, of course, some light Aquarius bashing...how could we resist—it is their season!

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Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies!

Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign.

With a bottle of Saintly's The Good Rosé on hand, we discuss the bull's tendency towards possessiveness, obstinacy and promiscuity among a few other things...(allegedly).

This episode marks the official end of season four and we will be taking a few weeks off before our next one, but stay tuned for that by making sure that you...

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We're back and on track!

This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree!

This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so this week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are sipping Trapiche winery's 2018 Medalla Malbec; a big wine for a big planet.

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In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo".

Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with the word, its racial implications, the sliding "bimbo scale" and weigh in on the notorious Oscars' slap.

Make sure to follow Ava on Instagram and check out her brainchild, Discharge Magazine!

And please check out For Harriet's video essay "Wap and the Spectacle of Sexual Liberation" which Nicole referenced as part of the discussion.

Apologies for the dicey audio towards the end, we hope you enjoy the episode nonetheless!

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Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes!

We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries.

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IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED!
 
So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help".

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This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships.

The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite toxic relationships (which include Angelina and Billy Bob aka Hollywood's toxic relationship blueprint) and the bane of everyone's existence: Pisces men.

Make sure to listen, like and review Allegedly Astrology on your favourite podcasting apps and check out hilarious and informative content on Instagram and Twitter, or book your own reading with Dana!

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On this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon.

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Hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses.

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This week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) revisit the planets and discuss their individual significance in a synastry chart with a crisp bottle of Provolo Wines' 2019 Soave. 

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