Directed by: Rhys Frake-Waterfield

Starring: You won't recognize any of these fuckers

The days of adventures and merriment have come to an end, as Christopher Robin, now a young man, has left the gang of Hundred Acre-Woods to fend for themselves. Through hard work and determination, and led by Pooh-bear and Piglet, the gang gussy up the place and open their own luxury hotel with the hopes of catering to widowed and divorced retirees willing to find love again.