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What would the Jesus phone do for you? Anything and everything, at any time,

for no reason at all. Soon it will be time to slip into the iPhone's easy

embrace. Forever.

With the Netflix Player, you can watch any movie you want as long as it's a documentary.

Getting scammed by grifters ain't what it used to be.

Which messages sent into space are the very very best?

Indiana Jones looks good in a fedora. You don't.

Hey, let's make various strange combinations of fighting games!

Can your camera catch evidence of the supernatural? No!

What do you do with your technology when you feel the call of nature?

Iron Man may be nigh unstoppable against most adversaries, but how about opponents who are themselves, in one way or another, iron?

There are two things the Internet excels at: helping us connect with people, and helping us avoid people.