Wise Guy Fantasy Football

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We go down to the Film Room in our new segment and I think I get a little angry watching Alvin Kartman running on my Giants but other than that it's good

Greatest scene in movie history you will laugh YOUR ASS OFF

Mother of Mary, the lord has answered our Giants prayers. Praise be to Eli, Odom, and Pat Sherman. I talk G men as well as which fantasy players it's time to leave behind, aka MOVE ALONG. Also please subscribe and like and find a sponsor like #bestbuy

My head is KILLIN me but here I am, talkin to yous about da week 2 games and some of my picks for Week 3? Who do I choose, and will my sore throat get in the way (I am actually fine but I wanna create suspense) #giants #mahomes

In this episode, your host (me, my name is Anthony DaFoolzio if you couldn't remember - it's a nice name) discusses which fantasy football players are either people you should notice or people who are chodes and should be ignored (chodes is penises and I think it's a good metaphor even if it's a little sexual). I also went to the Giants game on Sunday with my family and it was a really nice time except for the loss. I bought my son a hot pretzel

This game blew harder than my prom date from 1967.

These are my 10 top sleeps for 2018 and also the greatest slumbers I ever had! Also, listen to The Winning Ticket Podcast here on Apple listening services (I don't remember what the platform is)

10. Antonio Callaway, Browns WR

9. Keelan Cole, Jaguars WR

8. That time in North Carolina at the B & B

7. Mike Williams, Chargers WR

6. We took a flight to Cancun and I popped a Zyrtec

5. Sleepy's, The Mattress Professionals

4. Jamaal Williams, Packers RB

3. I read my daughter Goodnight Moon when she was 3

2. Watching the 25th anniversary of Titanic in theaters

1. Patrick Mahomes, my homie and Kansas City Queefs QB

Preseason 2018 has come and gone yet again and DIS TIME I'm askin questions each team must be asking demselves going into Week 1. This episode is a real blast and we also have sponsors so that is also good. Listen UP paisons!