The eighteenth episode of Desperate Housewives "Children Will Listen" brings with it lively discussion of Brie's blossoming villain arc and the overt threats of violence from all angles. Join Mary Wisforden and Brett McCrindle as open up about their understanding of the U.S. Mail system, their prior experience with masculine Dana's and the hierarchy of effort in "getting dressed up".

And the Homeowners Association is handing out fines at the end of today's episode!

'There Won't Be Trumpets' in the 17th episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club!

The aftermath of Andrew's hit-and-run on Mama Solis finally comes around; Lynette tries to advocate for people with disabilities in the only way she knows how; the will-they won't-they shifts from Mike + Susan to Brie + Rex so join Mary + Brett as they dissect it all and dole out fines in HOA Hijinks!

We get another instance of the Wisteria Lane Poker in episode 16 of Desperate Housewives titled "The Ladies Who Lunch." And boy howdy are they ever serving up the drama this week! Mary and Brett break down Porta-Potty etiquette, Maisie's business write-offs, Edie's mountain climbing hobby, and the true meaning of friendship!

It's Monday, you know what that means! Another episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club! Mary and Brett dish about the pancake gossip, the teen parties, and the sexual undertones facing the lane this week.

Pull up a chair, pour a cocktail and lets deal the cards!

Episode 15 of Desperate Housewives; Impossible

Its episode 14 of Desperate Housewives and love is in the air!

It's Valentines Day on the lane and things are HAPPENING! Mary and Brett deep dive this weeks episodes and crack jokes. We even have some HOA hijinks for you.

A new character is introduced on to the lane, old characters are missed, and the wacky adventures don't stop coming in.

(but don't worry the adventures aren't like Rex, they don't cry after they come)

Episode 13 is finally here! This week Mary + Brett breakdown the turning tide of child behaviour on the lane, the different vibes Gabrielle and George give off, Julie & Zach's big dance as well as Susan & Paul's little two-step and lament the absence of a decent number of characters!

This dozenth episode is a doozy! Join Mary Wisforden and Brett McCrindle breaking down Gabrielle's chicken preference, Lynette's yoga hack, Bree's complicated relationship with WWII, and Susan's heldover Apology tour.

There's another deleted scene and Marc Cherry introduction to discuss thanks to physical media!

It's the debut of another fun episode of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club! On the table this week we deal out takes on certain folks moisture levels, community involvement in the macabre, the drawbacks of jogging, and more!

We see the debut of TWO characters: Felicia Tillman and George Williams alongside a strong return for Edie! Bree balances her desires for perfection and vengeance, Lynette competes with the nanny Clare on a new front, Gabrielle returns to her modelling roots, and Susan spits on Frank Sinatra's grave for love!