Five close man friends gather around to be jailed for offensive jokes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below. HAVE FUN AND MAKE SOMETHING WITH LITTLEBITS, WITH $10 OFF: https://www.littlebits.com/official GET THE BEST BEDSHEETS EVER, WITH $20 OFF AND FREE SHIPPING: https://www.brooklinen.com/official GET THE MOST COMFORTABLE YOGA PANTS EVER WITH 20% OFF: use code OFFICIAL at https://www.betabrand.com PATREON: https://official.men/patreon MERCH: https://official.men/merch TWITCH: https://official.men/twitch Hosts: Jackson: https://official.men/Jackson Andrew: https://official.men/Andrew Charlie: https://official.men/Charlie Kaya: https://official.men/Kaya Markus: https://twitter.com/countdankulatv Chapters: 00:20 Introduction 02:22 Professional Shitposting 08:18 LittleBits *Ad* 10:23 Explanation of Count Dankula's Crimes 30:04 Masturbation 32:08 Brooklinen *Ad* 34:36 Dankula Is Undercover 44:44 Dankula's Internet Tales 56:39 BetaBrand *Ad* 59:15 Markus and Scotland 01:24:40 The Bike Lock Bandit 01:33:50 Ending The Official Podcast: YouTube: https://official.men/youtube SubReddit: https://offcial.men/reddit Soundcloud: https://official.men/soundcloud Spotify: https://official.men/spotify iTunes: https://official.men/itunes Discord: https://official.men/discord Twitch: https://official.men/twitch
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77: With Count Dankula

The Official Podcast is where four international man friends congregate to discuss just about everything. Featuring dumb questions, YouTube celebrities, childish giggling, burger puns, more dumb questions, fatherly advice, bad dating stories, even more dumb questions, and a slew of guest stars, The Official Podcast is a weekly show with a little something for everyone. Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya gather to talk about only the most important things in life every Thursday.

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Five close man friends gather around to talk about getting into CIA bases. 
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. 

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Episode 386: Recorded 22/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
1:16 Kaya Unlocked a New Allergy 
8:55 Medical Mysteries 
15:50 Swallowing 
21:47 Dating Taylor Swift 
32:53 The Zac Snyder Cult (Movie Talk) 
38:17 Helix Ad 
40:50 Fitbod Ad 
43:35 The Pine Gap Video 
55:58 The Tampon Gun, Nunchucks, and Dildos 
1:04:27 friendlyjordies 
1:08:09 Aussie Slang 
1:16:22 Fighting & Concussions 
1:21:31 Wrap 

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Hosts: 
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 
Boy Boy: https://twitter.com/boyboy_official 
IDAT: https://www.twitter.com/ididathing1 

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SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast 
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast 
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z 
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ 
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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386: Getting Intro Trouble w/ Boy Boy | The Official Podcast

Five close man friends gather around to talk about de-ageing ourselves. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 385: Recorded 15/04/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Oompaville: https://twitter.com/oompaville --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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385: Reversing our Ages w/ Oompaville | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about eclipses. This is the Official Podcast. 
Every Thursday morning. Links Below. 

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Episode 384: Recorded 10/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:48 The Eclipse Changed Our Lives 
12:03 Jackson Learns Why the Sun Hurts Your Eyes 
18:05 Turning the Moon Into a Billboard 
22:08 Roland Emmerich’s New Show & Other Hollywood Rot 
28:47 ExpressVPN Ad 
31:35 Weekly AI Update (It’s Getting Crazy) 
42:56 Weird Mobile Game Ads 
49:57 BAFTA’s Top Video Game Characters of All Time 
1:10:29 Wrap 
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Hosts: 
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ 
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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384: The Eclipse | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about crying into your beard.
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below.

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Episode 383: Recorded 01/04/24

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:36 Matt Tied the Knot!
06:31 Would You Rather Be a Lord or a Prince?
10:25 Getting Clucky
12:49 Kaya and Jackson’s Favourite Subreddits
21:47 Mint Mobile Ad
24:20 r/CuckoldPsycology
29:43 Learning That You’re Not Into Being Cucked (The Hard Way)
39:26 Becoming the Bull
48:33 The Cocoa Crisis
55:38 Chocolate, Candy, and Dessert
1:07:00 Healthy Food Is Tasty Too
1:13:11 Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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383: Tears in Beards | The Official Podcast

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about pooping in casinos. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. 

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Episode 382: Recorded 25/03/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:32 Charlie Never Existed 
02:58 Drugs & Gambling (Are Bad Things) 
23:25 New Gambling Game Ideas 
25:03 New Social Media Movie Trope 
37:36 Fitbod Ad 
39:39 ExpressVPN Ad 
42:22 DoorDashing Daily 
1:01:11 Boogie2988 Vs. Jackson Clarke 
1:09:19 Payday 3 is a Laughing Stock Right Now 
1:12:03 The Overwatch 2 Sucks Corner (With Andrew) 
1:15:37 The Fortnite Formula is Overdone 
1:18:45 Obedient Consumers 
1:25:53 Providing Professional Relationship Advice
1:30:38 Wrap

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Hosts: 
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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77: With Count Dankula

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