A young, weirdly wooden Kurt Russell stars in what the poster says is "programmed for laughs". Is it though? Spoiler: no, but we find a way to talk about the knife-wielding Bruce Forsyth in Bedknobs and Broomsticks shivving people so that's all right.

A short introduction to the podcast, which includes a pop quiz for Chris (who's maybe having a bad dream and, oh look, he's in front of a crowd only wearing underpants).