Ever look at a photo of yourself and think: Love her, but who is she? This week on the pod: Investigating Aliens. This planet is clownery. Getting yoinked by the G forces. Why can’t a romantic partner take a good photo? The light in the eyes has dimmed. Subtract 2 years from age, add 10 years  of suffering to the eyes. Emelia's thinking about gym chalk. ASMR interlude. Nasolabial folds. A global general scan of the face, rather than an examination. Martha Stewart. Cindy Sherman. Katharine Hepburn. Soothe the horse. Woah girl, easy girl. 🐴🪞

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