In todays fast paced world of gadgets and blueberry infusion teas, we oft forget about the humble wizard. Not the Hollywood hacks who haunt our dreams and realities with cardboard cut outs in our tween bedrooms, a glorious beard and expecto patracto’s wizzing about. We’re talking about the ancient wizard, occupied with green ooze distribution. Join us for a dollop of gaze, peering up the skirt of wizard lore to peek the horrifying truths. Spoiler: We also discuss the controversies surrounding the legendary football/pinball team ‘Wizards of Nutmeg’ and a shocking development in their disappearance on Everest, possibly involving extreme drug use during Himalayan raves.